kewlio45
United States
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anon
United States
Today, I sneezed while I was in the middle of getting a root canal. I managed to warn the dentist that I was going to sneeze, but he didn't manage to get the tools out of my mouth in time. FML
Noname
Canada
Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML
TT
United States
Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML
Walter_Sobchak7
Today, while at work, a sneeze snuck up on me. Ever sneeze so violently your fake tooth shoots into the cubicle across from you? FML
Fox_Undercover
Wareham, United States
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
fmlpanda
United States
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML
lol
United Kingdom
Today, I sneezed while brushing my teeth and ended up with toothpaste in my eye. I haven't been able to see clearly for two hours. FML
shubididubbitty
Winnipeg, Canada
Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML
Anonymous
United States
Smell you later
Today, I had to go to the dentist to have a cavity filled. Around halfway through the procedure, something broke the silence in the room. It was my dentist, who had farted. I had to smell his rancid flatulence for around the next five minutes. All the while, I had to keep my mouth wide open. FML
911
France
Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML
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wingedtoad 0
That's nasty. I'm getting queasy just thinking about it.
jillaroo53 0
ewwww that's gross. hope he's not sick!
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Comments (194)
sux_too_beh_mehz 0
yummie
rc024 0
Thats ****** BUNK!!! I would sue em for malpractice hellloooo the dentist is supposed to wear a mask!!!! Nasty
Muse_89 0
Ew.
crzymonkeyxo 0
The dentist may have pulled the mask down to talk to the OP, my dentist does that when shes trying to explain something to me. But really that sux, i would leave at that moment, rinse my mouth out with mouth wash five times over and then never go back again ever
RenRen_fml 0
Ah...that doesn't sound fun.
Terilyn4500 0
ewwww hopefully he didnt have swine flu
mike2012 0
i thought dentist's had to wear those masks and eye protection? and my dentist can talk to me through his mask. if i was the OP id try to find a wa to get a lawsuit becasue thats a way to get your client sick. I hope you used like 3 bottles of super powered listerine.
tudezdawgzy 0
that is like illegal
oogyboogy 6
Hey you had a good point and I was like ha ha but then when you add the insult you just sound stupid
kurohana_fml 0
BS. ALL Dentists, assistants and hygienists wear masks, before they even strt looking at, let alone poke aorund, your mouth. The things some folks will do to call attention to themselves.
derriduh 0
No, my dentist often doesn't wear a mask. Whenever he comes in to check over the hygenist's work, I am treated to his coffee breath *barf* I've been seeing him since I was 7, so I guess he thinks I'm cool with it because I've never said anything. Well, now I'm in my 20s, and I can tell you...I am NOT okay with it. I should show this story to my dentist. This is what could happen....
maddog_fml 0
Yummy!! That's nasty.