Today, my husband changed the voice on my car's GPS to Mr T's. I don't know how to change it back. I've been saying, "I pity the fool" over and over again ever since. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered my new phone's voice command doesn't really understand my accent while I'm driving. It kept thinking I was saying, "Call my mum" instead of, "Open Maps". It called my mum 14 times. FML
Today, I bought a new car, and before I left, the dealer offered to help me set up the sync. I agreed, but I really wish I'd remembered that my Bluetooth name is TitsMcGee. FML
Today, I had to use my husband's vehicle. He has been spiraling into a mean, bigoted man. I got into his vehicle and the radio was on a station that was spewing weird stereotypes of women, and making fun of anyone who is not a hard supporter of a certain orange politician/businessman. FML
Today, I noticed my husband was acting moody, and I asked him what was wrong. He replied that he didn't know, so trying to lighten the mood, I facetiously said, "It's 'cause you're stuck with me, isn't it?" He nodded, trundled off, and hasn't shown his face since. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to change the language setting on my phone to Mandarin. Unfortunately, neither of us knows Mandarin, and we can't change it back to English. FML
Today, I was calling my husband while driving. While the phone rang, I farted. As soon as the horrid smell hit my nose, my husband answered. I panicked and hung up quickly, thinking to myself how embarrassed I was because he could smell it. I'm an idiot. FML
Today, my family is on the third day of driving cross country. My husband is still pretending he is driving on a NASCAR track, sound effects and all. FML
Today, I got into a heated, one-sided argument with my GPS, and ended up driving around in circles for an hour due to roadworks messing with my GPS's computations. FML
Today, I called Pizza Hut to order a pizza. A voice recording was reading me their specials. The man had a horrible country accent so I began to make fun of it. Then I realized it was an actual person on the line. FML
Today, I connected my phone to my car’s Bluetooth to listen to music. I didn’t realize my playlist had shuffled onto an old voice memo where I'd drunkenly recorded myself singing a heartfelt love song about pizza. It played as my boss got in for our carpool to a conference. I had to sit through the drive while she hummed along to “Cheese, you complete me.” FML
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Top comments
murdersquirrel 15
That's a pretty awesome prank. Kudos to your husband.
KeyboardWarrior 10
HOW DO I DO THAT??
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Comments (149)
madgrinchhatter 12
That sounds pretty cool actually. Not an FML at all.
murdersquirrel 15
That's a pretty awesome prank. Kudos to your husband.
WCARlover 35
Agreed, people need to lighten up:)
TheDeadlyTurtle 7
I pity the fool who doesn't turn left now.
rahavan 15
Your husband is awesome. You're lucky I wish I had a man like that.
DooleyFTW 17
I'd consider that a favour rather than a prank! I'd love a Mr. T GPS. Sadly I don't even have a car!
iluvhobos 5
YDI for not thinking that's awesome.
bibbster18 11
I'm def getting this
downtime 13
YDI for seeing an issue with this and being so useless you can't adjust the settings on a GPS device. I mean come on, a child could figure it out.
monkeebalz 0
Russian: Turn left comrade, for mother russia. In soviet russia car drives you!
You_Need_Soap 6
My GPS has a rasta voice. I love the directions in patois! :-)
TheBitchOfChuckN 7
106-In Soviet Russia, road forks you!
americanafrican 32
for the win!
rcloca 10
Whoa. That's pretty cool. Just kidding. How rude.
rcloca 10
This was a REALLY suckish comment. Sorry guys.
Steve95401 49
OP should just read the instruction manual - it shouldn't be difficult to change the voice back to the factory setting.
captainsuperdawg 0
True, but why would you want to?
rcloca 10
Thanks!
Capt_Oblivious 10
Mr T giving you direction in life now.
Torva_fml 16
I'm wondering what kid of gps has mr T voice programmed into it. I must buy such a product.
KeyboardWarrior 10
HOW DO I DO THAT??
dillies 3
http://www.navtones.com/all/garmin-voices-mr-t.html I can't believe I found it :D. Whoop whoop
False_Stupidity 42
It could be a TomTom GPS, I have Mr T on mine...
THE_A_TEEN 28
To get revenge, blow him up with the mohawk gernade, the kind Mr. T has. I pity the fool.
rcloca 10
*grenade
Chazyj 4
Lol when did wow come to real Life..... On wait
white16sox 19
I pity the foo that doesn't turn right ahead!
nublets 12
Im Mr. T and im a night elf Mohawk!!
YourDrunkle 4
Am I missing the FML? Isn't their a site called my life is winning where this would fit better?
divadro102 16
No FOOL, you turning the wrong way!
tylersign 11
Uh. I'd be thanking him!
graham11 14
Your profile picture is freakin awesome! I can't wait until spring when the caterpillars come out!
sheethapins 13
I pity the fool who considers this an FML. I'm off to figure out how I can do that to my gps. ~Cue the A-Team theme music~