kewlio45
United States
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anon
United States
Today, I sneezed while I was in the middle of getting a root canal. I managed to warn the dentist that I was going to sneeze, but he didn't manage to get the tools out of my mouth in time. FML
Noname
Canada
Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML
TT
United States
Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML
Walter_Sobchak7
Today, while at work, a sneeze snuck up on me. Ever sneeze so violently your fake tooth shoots into the cubicle across from you? FML
Fox_Undercover
Wareham, United States
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
fmlpanda
United States
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML
lol
United Kingdom
Today, I sneezed while brushing my teeth and ended up with toothpaste in my eye. I haven't been able to see clearly for two hours. FML
shubididubbitty
Winnipeg, Canada
Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML
Anonymous
United States
Smell you later
Today, I had to go to the dentist to have a cavity filled. Around halfway through the procedure, something broke the silence in the room. It was my dentist, who had farted. I had to smell his rancid flatulence for around the next five minutes. All the while, I had to keep my mouth wide open. FML
911
France
Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML
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wingedtoad 0
That's nasty. I'm getting queasy just thinking about it.
jillaroo53 0
ewwww that's gross. hope he's not sick!
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Comments (194)
McLaughlane 0
Uh...any dentist worth his salt wears a mask, so this is either fake or your dentist fails at his job :/
Tashaxox 0
FAKE! Someone had to say it but think about it: -there was an FML similar to this already posted where the dentist had snot hanging from his nose and it fell into the OP's mouth (this shouldn't have been posted) -my dad is a dentist and unless this person is from somewhere very poor, the dentist should have been wearing a mask. And if she did live somewhere very poor, i highly doubt she would own a computer or any other device to post this. THIS IS FAKE
wbrycem 0
Well, there are approaching 7 billion people on earth. Many of them go to the dentist. So how is this fake? Out of 7 BILLION people almost, don't you think that there could be more than 1 dentist fml? Like come on, let's be realistic, some are bound to be similar. And where does it say the dentist wasn't wearing a mask? Sorry but you're jumping to illogical conclusions here, 65.
eskimopanda 0
Well not alldentists follow rules. Lol my orthodontist only wears one glove and still sticks the gloveless hand in your mouth ><
blueflare21 3
Lmao holy shit idk why but that made me laugh histerically
Colby_Colbert 0
id murder him
Tashaxox 0
My point is that similar FML's arent supposed to be posted. Read the rules of moderating the FML's before you open your mouth Secondly: true it didn't say the dentist wasnt wearing a mask, but if he was, how on earth would he manage to sneeze in the OP's mouth??
spillproof 0
lies!!
BeX14 0
EW! *cringe*
jennajamison 0
LMAO
tgd4444 9
lmao at #43