Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I sneezed while I was in the middle of getting a root canal. I managed to warn the dentist that I was going to sneeze, but he didn't manage to get the tools out of my mouth in time. FML
Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML
Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML
Today, while at work, a sneeze snuck up on me. Ever sneeze so violently your fake tooth shoots into the cubicle across from you? FML
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML
Today, I sneezed while brushing my teeth and ended up with toothpaste in my eye. I haven't been able to see clearly for two hours. FML
Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML
Smell you later
Today, I had to go to the dentist to have a cavity filled. Around halfway through the procedure, something broke the silence in the room. It was my dentist, who had farted. I had to smell his rancid flatulence for around the next five minutes. All the while, I had to keep my mouth wide open. FML
Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML
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wingedtoad 0
That's nasty. I'm getting queasy just thinking about it.
jillaroo53 0
ewwww that's gross. hope he's not sick!
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Comments (194)
cleoman 0
how did he manage to get in there?
minnvik98151 0
unless you mean more specifically, the actual FML says hes from connecticut and yeah...that sucks...pretty bad
gamerdude94 2
why wasn't he wearing that thing the covers your mouth and nose?
kaykay10xo 0
dont they have to put on a mask?
newbzoors 0
How do these FMLs get in? Yes sneezing in the mouth is gross and unsanitary, but it goes nowhere beyond that.
uthinkurhot 0
ewww!
emer_helena 0
for some reason the reply button wont work on my phone but @48 that's what she said
tylerisnotcool34 0
true true true
kirby1026 0
Um...yum. "/
cough 0
hahhahahhaha that's so gross. wow.
Flikk 0
that makes me feel a little bit sick... could your dentist have turned away at least?!