Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I sneezed while I was in the middle of getting a root canal. I managed to warn the dentist that I was going to sneeze, but he didn't manage to get the tools out of my mouth in time. FML
Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML
Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML
Today, while at work, a sneeze snuck up on me. Ever sneeze so violently your fake tooth shoots into the cubicle across from you? FML
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML
Today, I sneezed while brushing my teeth and ended up with toothpaste in my eye. I haven't been able to see clearly for two hours. FML
Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML
Smell you later
Today, I had to go to the dentist to have a cavity filled. Around halfway through the procedure, something broke the silence in the room. It was my dentist, who had farted. I had to smell his rancid flatulence for around the next five minutes. All the while, I had to keep my mouth wide open. FML
Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML
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wingedtoad 0
That's nasty. I'm getting queasy just thinking about it.
jillaroo53 0
ewwww that's gross. hope he's not sick!
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Comments (194)
Hellsno 0
Oh thats just gross.
JRSpaniel 0
I think you should find a new dentist...
MrRandomness 0
That's a whole lot of disgustingness in a very short sentence. FYL man!
rocker8877 0
:o
XxXRawr 0
Oh My How icky xD
kirbz 0
and you wonder why your breath stinks in the morning Xd
musicfairy15 0
Why did some people vote YDI? I don't think anyone deserves that. I'm sorry that happened to you. That's just gross.
rafa3085 0
lmfao ew thats freaking grosss
arboretum 0
Thanks for that new irrational fear!
dormouse_fml 0
I, too, am confused at why anyone would click YDI. However, this FML is short and sweet and I laughed out loud. It does really suck though. I hope you don't get sick.