Today, the cute boy in my biology class I had been crushing on invited me over to study for a huge test. Once I got to his house, I really had to use the bathroom. I ended ending up taking a huge dump and clogging up his toilet. He had to come plunge it for me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML
Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl. After movies and dinner, we came back to my place. I had to go to the washroom BADLY. I took a BIG #2 and when I went to flush the toilet to my horror it wouldn't flush. FML
Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, I had to use my friend's toilet. His pretty cute sister was in the kitchen adjoining the bathroom, so I smiled and said hi on my way through. I then had the loudest and most vile-sounding shit of my life. FML
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not1 0
i'd lol if i were him, but that absolutely is not a deal-breaker or anything. shit happens, you know?;) (lame pun, i know)
dwights 0
hahha ew. you may not see to much of him anymore. hopefully he isnt shallow like that though. its what we all do. gl with that situation. i got a laugh outta it. next time. out the window
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Comments (102)
LaceNFrills 0
Hahaha, that's so funny but embarassing D: I don't know who I should feel bad for more lol. This should be something to laught at later on.
jdpwnsyou 0
As a guy, I would have just laughed at you. I mean you'd never live it down but it's not a deal breaker.
stickitystickman 0
#8 is right. i'm a guy, and personally, i like myself some competition. well played. :D
justforfriez 0
haha id just freaking laugh, id make the chick do the plunging tho lol
pinkfrenchrose 5
LOL @ #8
qwedfgcvb 1
You we and truly spilled the beans there hun
lifepwns 0
Could have been worse. His toilet could have been broken.
michaeltgrace 0
Hot.
holyztn 0
if he started crackng up when you asked him to unclog the toilet, you know he's right for you lol
Savannahf 0
WoW...I can't imagine how embarrassed I would be! But hey...maybe he'll be mature about it...