Today, the cute boy in my biology class I had been crushing on invited me over to study for a huge test. Once I got to his house, I really had to use the bathroom. I ended ending up taking a huge dump and clogging up his toilet. He had to come plunge it for me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML
Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl. After movies and dinner, we came back to my place. I had to go to the washroom BADLY. I took a BIG #2 and when I went to flush the toilet to my horror it wouldn't flush. FML
Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, I had to use my friend's toilet. His pretty cute sister was in the kitchen adjoining the bathroom, so I smiled and said hi on my way through. I then had the loudest and most vile-sounding shit of my life. FML
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not1 0
i'd lol if i were him, but that absolutely is not a deal-breaker or anything. shit happens, you know?;) (lame pun, i know)
dwights 0
hahha ew. you may not see to much of him anymore. hopefully he isnt shallow like that though. its what we all do. gl with that situation. i got a laugh outta it. next time. out the window
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Comments (102)
JL_fml 0
Bahaha! I did that at my boyfriend's house the second time we ever hung out. He's not terribly bright, so I had him convinced his roommate did it before he left.
cchamp27 0
I didn't know girls pooped
sanctuary_fml 0
hahahaha holy shit (literally) ! that is hilarious.
whirrledpeace 0
Oh my goodness. I didn't think that could happen to anyone but me, haha. I feel your pain. Bright side? I ended up dating the guy for a few years.
jabbaundead 0
i will try my hardest at all costs to NEVER take a dump at a guys house for this reason. i'm so sorry! that must have been mortifying. but i'm sure it wasn't as big of a deal to him as it was to you.
greatnt249 0
#45, he had to physically plunge out the toilet that this chick clogged with her massive crap; I'm sure it was at least as big a deal for him as it was for her. Bottom line is, yes, everyone *****. However, you should probably wait to make a spectacle of that reality until you at least have a foot in the relationship door.
Berkies 0
#8, No wonder you have no boyfriend.
wrestler_fml 0
At least you didn't fart during sex, like my girlfriend did one time. Or have armpits that have little tiny hairlets sticking out, like another one of my girlfriends did...... the worst part was that these girls were hot, so these 2 things were all the worse because of it!
KeeksMurray 0
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAHAHAH!.. WOOOAAAH, embarrassiiiiiinnggg!!!!.. I feeell soo baddd for you..lool..
maiden_girl 5
LOL! Did you at least use some air freshener?