Today, the cute boy in my biology class I had been crushing on invited me over to study for a huge test. Once I got to his house, I really had to use the bathroom. I ended ending up taking a huge dump and clogging up his toilet. He had to come plunge it for me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML
Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl. After movies and dinner, we came back to my place. I had to go to the washroom BADLY. I took a BIG #2 and when I went to flush the toilet to my horror it wouldn't flush. FML
Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, I had to use my friend's toilet. His pretty cute sister was in the kitchen adjoining the bathroom, so I smiled and said hi on my way through. I then had the loudest and most vile-sounding shit of my life. FML
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not1 0
i'd lol if i were him, but that absolutely is not a deal-breaker or anything. shit happens, you know?;) (lame pun, i know)
dwights 0
hahha ew. you may not see to much of him anymore. hopefully he isnt shallow like that though. its what we all do. gl with that situation. i got a laugh outta it. next time. out the window
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Comments (102)
tom_cruise 0
this is absolutely HILARIOUS
Synthetic42 0
I guess he ended up studying more biology than he intended XD btw if a girl did this at my house I would play it cool to minimize embarrassment for her. I'd keep in mind that after this turn of events, I would be guaranteed the upper hand in the relationship
xRibbin_Jibbinx 0
you should have gone to the bathroom b4!!! girls must always prepare for the worst! XD
effing_a 0
turn on the fan, and flush in moderation
Nilorac 0
Hahahahahahah x) Hahahahah, seriously. I'm dying. I feel so sorry for you, you must have been so embarrassed. But stil, hahahaha.
B_Tenor 0
LIES! Girls don't poop. EVER!
Sakeyaki 0
Oh ****, I LOL'd at the whole thing. And then at #8 and #24.
dmoneycivicsi 0
anytime you're about to hang out with someone you're attracted to you have to prepare -go to bathroom before leaving -brush your teeth and bring gum -make sure you're awake (redbull helps) -make sure you smell good (but don't over do it)
GloomySkyz 0
This oddly reminds me of the Cartoon 6-Teen.
FMLFORTHEWIN 0
69 has a point, it does! btw, I'm never afraid of having to poop at another persons house because I only poop in my house, in my washroom, on my toilet. force of habit.
kellyannx3 0
jesus christ. you should have lied and said you forgot something at home.. or held it. anything but that.