Today, a one-eyed drunken homeless man followed me around the store I work at, screaming at me because I turned down his sexual advances. My managers and coworkers wouldn't kick him out because they thought it was funny. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working a midnight shift when a guy came in drunk and was trying to get me to come home with him. I said I had a boyfriend. As I said this, my manager, who has no teeth and B.O, said he was my boyfriend. I will never live this down with my co-workers. FML
Today, a crazy homeless guy got angry because I wouldn't sell him a bottle of vodka at half price. He got so irrationally mad, he put his fingers down his throat, and threw up on my checkout counter. FML
Today, I had to decline the sale of alcohol to a man who reeked of booze and was practically falling asleep at my till. He tried to convince me that he wasn't drunk, he was just blind. Still refusing to sell him the beer, he started yelling at me, accusing me of "being racist against the 'blinds'". FML
Today, I was closing at work when someone came in ten minutes before our closing time at 2 a.m. and placed a huge order. I couldn't turn him away because he's my manager from my other job. He was drunk. FML
Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML
Today, a really drunk couple staggered into the store I work at. One of them yelled at me, "Hey you! Kid! Tell us where the booze is at!" This would have been funny if these people weren't my parents. FML
Today, a drunken customer blindsided me after I told him I would not be giving him a free drink after I watched him put his own hair in it. FML
Today, as I was working in retail, this guy shoved me into the shelves for asking if he needed help with anything, screaming at me that I need to leave him alone. FML
Today, while I was on the floor stocking a bottom shelf, a man walked up behind me and humped the back of my head. He ran away laughing. This kind of shit happens all the time. I hate my job. FML
Today, a man tried to rob the store I work at. Before the guy was taken by the cops, he complained to my manager for "unfriendly behavior". He took it seriously and bitched me out for not providing "quality service" to our customers. FML
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Top comments
Aspen_Grace33 27
Keep an eye out for the guy outside your work, he might be waiting for you. And maybe look into getting another job if that's how your supervisors treat people. Either way, good luck!
llama612 27
Sounds like your managers are just asking to get sued or fired. They deliberately put you in harms way, it is obvious this guy had problems he could be seriously dangerous yet because they wanted a few chuckles they stood back and watched. The guy should have been thrown out of the store straight away and the police should have been called. I feel for ya OP. You should put in a complaint to their bosses I'm sure they would love to hear how your managers let a drunken homeless chase you around the store screaming, not only did it put you at risk but it would have cost the business customers because who's going to go into a store with a drunken lunatic in it.
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Comments (87)
NoWayLady 13
Popeye?
Futacy 30
Sorry, OP. But you can't really blame them, this is pretty damn funny! xD xD xD xD btw Popye, really? wow, you just ruined my childhood in a single comment. :'(
fistnazal 10
Now, I could be wrong... But I'm not so sure Popeye literally had one eye? I think he just permanently had a scowl on his face because he was a bad ass
JoeRogansBEARD 15
Sounds more like the homeless guy from Florida who got part of his face eaten, he only has one eye, ( yes i know he is dead)
MakeTodayADTR 20
Are you sure he wasn't just a pirate?
GirlYouNasty 11
Could be one-eyed-Willy
Enslaved 38
"HEY YOU, GUYS!" I'm a goonie.:P
KiddNYC1O 22
The comma killed it! =P
laden_swallow09 35
38- More like, "HEEEEEY YOOOOOOUUUUUU GUUUUUUYYYYYYYYS!"
Aspen_Grace33 27
Keep an eye out for the guy outside your work, he might be waiting for you. And maybe look into getting another job if that's how your supervisors treat people. Either way, good luck!
d_unsub 12
I don't know if you meant it cos your comment seems pure and honest but I can't help to notice the double meaning. Keep an eye? sounds like a great plan lol
Aspen_Grace33 27
Actually, I didn't even notice that until you pointed it out lol
MormonPornstar 7
So... thats how he lost it. You just went ahead and pointed it out without even thinking.
FATTY_MCDOOGLE 29
Time to call the police.
MarisaCB 16
It is funny! But also freaky... sounds like he wants your booty!
Javee 17
Well, pirates are known to be chasin' after booty a lot.
MarisaCB 16
29 got it.
dabeast15 7
Shit u stole my joke
Hiimhaileypotter 53
From the way it sounds, this could definitely escalate. If you get off work in the dark, have someone else walk you out to your car just in case. And be careful.
gc327072 31
And she should bring a sword, since this guy sounds like a pirate.
Sinamoi 18
If OP is will to to give...compensation, I will be more than happy to offer my services as a ninja.
Sinamoi 18
*willing to
EvilPotato 15
Well that's some mean co-workers.
flutter4 7
If the co workers wouldn't stick up for her she should have called the cops herself. I bet her co workers would feel awful if something bad had happened to her from this situation.
Draxanoth 15
Even homeless people need some luvin, I'm sure he was tired of palmalhanderson.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
He was a one-eyed, one-horny, flying, purple pussy eater.
Kallian_fml 21
I think you secretly liked the attention. ;)
BellaBelle_fml 23
If that were the case, we wouldn't be reading this FML. Plus, who would seriously enjoy that sort of attention?
Kallian_fml 21
It was a joke. I failed obviously. That means it's time for sleep.
BellaBelle_fml 23
At least you admitted defeat, I give you kuddos for not whining about all the thumbs down like some people tend to do.
laden_swallow09 35
33- Thumbed it down by mistake. Sorry.
ZackST 6
Every damn time.
bach2121 13
That IS funny!
KandiHybrid 6
Yeah guys, sexual harassment is SO funny! Learn to take a joke! /sarcasm