Today, the cute boy in my biology class I had been crushing on invited me over to study for a huge test. Once I got to his house, I really had to use the bathroom. I ended ending up taking a huge dump and clogging up his toilet. He had to come plunge it for me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML
Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl. After movies and dinner, we came back to my place. I had to go to the washroom BADLY. I took a BIG #2 and when I went to flush the toilet to my horror it wouldn't flush. FML
Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, I had to use my friend's toilet. His pretty cute sister was in the kitchen adjoining the bathroom, so I smiled and said hi on my way through. I then had the loudest and most vile-sounding shit of my life. FML
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not1 0
i'd lol if i were him, but that absolutely is not a deal-breaker or anything. shit happens, you know?;) (lame pun, i know)
dwights 0
hahha ew. you may not see to much of him anymore. hopefully he isnt shallow like that though. its what we all do. gl with that situation. i got a laugh outta it. next time. out the window
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Comments (102)
kicksblaza429 1
on one hand, i am of the mind that girls dont poop. but after reading these comments, although i am not a fan of woman-shit or fart, if i were the guy id probably be cracking up aside from the part where i had to unclog it. i am disturbed enough by unclogging my own *****, let alone someone else's. this does not mean he will continue to see you. if i were him i would probably never speak to you again. no offense, im just a bit crazy and this is not a subject i take lightly
that_band_nerd 22
Someone never heard about how everybody poops. Just a hint, everybody does include women, we poop!
mrcarmine 0
that's ******* classic! i love it! next time, FLUSH REGULARLY. as in, while you poop.
jayfx 0
AHAHAHAHA !
greatnt249 0
"Today, I failed my biology final because I was so traumatized by the horrific deuce that this girl dropped in my toilet last night when she came over to study. FML"
nflpimp81 0
that is the most disgusting thing i have every heard! i would ask you to leave my house
commonsense31 0
Did you use his grandmothers loofa like in along came polly lmfao hahaha did no one else think of that movie while reading this
Tehalon 0
With all these clogging FML's im starting to doubt the sewegesystem in the USA.
zidane312 0
Hey, stuff happens. If i was the guy id give her a second chance. Girls dont poop! what? lol
kel_riv 0
THIS IS LIKE MY WORST FEAR EVER. i feel so bad for you, if that happened to me i would die.
alexa_rose 0
hahahhahah thats awesome and also the story of my life .. i cant even drink a bottle of water without having to shit it goes..flush first, if the toilet doesnt flush then, if it even stalls for a second, or looks like its from 1950, you better make up a good excuse and get the **** out of there .. that, or you better hope you can hold it in for the rest of the night and dont laugh or sneeze..haha, this seriously always happens, especially when you laugh to yourself in your head like a dick and youre like "imagine the toilet wont flush", and then it doesnt. and of course the bathroom you clog never has a plunger and the end result is you using your hand to pull your taco bell ***** out of the toilet bowl .. not good. and inevitably, by the time you come out of the bathroom 20 minutes later, the guy automatically figured you were taking a shit anyways..its a LOSE LOSE situation..
MiGman 5
taco bell *****. WIN!!!