Today, I sent my romantic interest a sexy text about a dream I had about a "sex gameshow." I sent it by replying to the last text sent. I'm now responsible for traumatizing my 12 year old niece who could only reply, "Like Jeopardy?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first and she didn't reply, so I sent more and more and then I got one back saying 'Stay away from my little girl.' FML
Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML
Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of, "Whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back." Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML
Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML
Today, while talking online with my boyfriend, the conversation turned sexual. He stopped responding but I continued with the conversation. Then I got a response, "This is his sister. He fell asleep and I need the computer. I'll tell him you said goodnight, but not that other stuff." FML
Today, I sent a love message to my wife asking if she was horny. Minutes later, I realized that I sent it to my mother in law. FML
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evaki1 12
Omg! poor kid! Always watch out to whom you are sending a text!
liy223 6
yes exactly like jeopardy... your cousins genuine innocence makes me smile.
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evaki1 12
Omg! poor kid! Always watch out to whom you are sending a text!
pronounciations 5
Doesn't seem like the kid was scarred at all.
explodingmuffint 0
send someone to give the child a repressed memory :D never wake up and immediately text, next thing you know you asked your mom for boobie pics and your friends think you're a douche for begging them to do their laundry. ... not that it's personal experience or anything.
imacreeper 3
better then accidentally sending the text to your mom.
lakaiskate 12
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What the hell does a 12 year old girl need a phone for? Maybe a phone incase of an emergency but she doesn't need texting. Parents these days!
afdude87 6
Spelling Nazi overload.
terranada 3
She's 12. It's about time she learned these things.
nadyy14 8
poor kid, but yeah why does she need a phone,?
madhukar 3
you used to text in class, eh, shows in your post :)
nerdfighteria 7
I think someone needs to get some priorities strait . . . being able to text in class is not the most important thing a person's life, especially not if you're twelve. And maybe you should have spent more time actually paying attention in class rather than perfecting your shorthand.
laurenv20 4
Today, I got a text from my aunt about a dream she had. Her dream was about a sex game show... FML
WishResign 0
78, she never said that was the most important thing in life. she was giving an example of her situation in relation to the story. my sister is 12 & has had a cell for 2 years now. honestly, she's on the honor roll & a cheerleader (where they have to have good grades & turn in report cards). there's no correlation between having & cell phone at a young age & not doing good in school. she's also a good kid. there's more to life than judging someone who isn't like you, 78.
drlemmon 2
Really, lots of twelve year olds gave phones! My daughter for example and also she knows about sex and all that so she wouldn't be traumatized just grossed out!
annebanny 5
umm I'm twelve and I have a phone? lots of twelve year olds have a phone. it's actully pretty common
RussianShitz 0
When I was 12, all I had was a jumprope and my imagination.
sirbrainiac 2
ydi for having a "romantic interest"
kingtz 6
#90, was it like jeopardy?
PandaMantis 6
More like Wipeout!
yajamannin 0
you are retarded
grapisy 8
42- I'm 15 and still don't have a phone. Nor do I want one. I prefer to talk to people face to face.
sxe_beast 11
Well 149 when you're in a horrible accident and everyone around you is on fire FYL for not having a phone. At this point I think everyone should have a mobile device for emergencies at the very least.
wolfshadow 4
114-Now when you're 12, you have gory video games and obesity. Modern America for the mind, or should I say, belly.
marix54888 0
why does the 12 year old have a phone, I thought the economy was bad right?
ieatbebies 0
ive had a phone since second grade and actually started texting when i was 10 its common
GabyGirl555 2
That's dumb...It's not like anyone with an average or better intelligence learns anything in a public school classroom anyways.
sparkman97 7
what a rebel. why brag about it? nobody else had a phone in second grade so why bother? and u say u were texting when u were ten like someone bragging about losing their virginity at 62.
Perdition 4
This would have been much better if it had naked-ness in it.
koreyketchum 1
Nudity....
ColorfulDonut 7
poor kid will be scared for life
mbishop94479 4
Scarred*
JakeLee 6
but also scared..
x3xjaz 0
aww poor kid . 4- I loveee your pic :D
anonymou5e 6
It's responsible phone usage lesson #1: Watch who you send your texts to
liy223 6
yes exactly like jeopardy... your cousins genuine innocence makes me smile.
Mattsta123 5
jeopardy sex edition... hmm
ShockingShelby 0
wow. That's why you check who you're sending it to first. Poor Kid.
unluckiestperson_fml 14
Haha that's hilarious
MrCoolPants 7
Shes 12 not 5 i bet shes ok.
2cacrawf 0
true kids these days get nasty at younger ages then before
Fatalix_fml 0
My mom answered any question I had so I had a bit of knowledge about that at 12. And I was dreaming about sex already, so I doubt she's traumatized, she just thought it was like jeopardy.
BooGhosted 0
Then before? How far we talking because I'm fairly sure not that long ago girls got married at 14 never mind just talk dirty... Not long being like a century. How can you say nowadays when more time has gone by where it was worse then recent days.
bad_kitten_drink 0
I can't believe that a 12years old still be so innocent !!!
jcorbs 0
just because she replied "like jeopardy?" doesn't make her so innocent. chances are she was just creeped out her uncle sent that to her.
ThatsAfurry 9
its not her uncle, its her aunt
SammyS2012 21
I'm 17 and I still don't get many sexual innuendos... i take pride in my innocent mindset.
deadlyriot101 7
Most of the ones I know aren't.
writergirl23 19
I'm almost 20. While I'm married now with our first child on the way, I was 13 before I was even started to be told. I got my period at almost fifteen so that's how I could stay innocent that long. I didn't know about orgasms or anything until seventeen and my husband had to tell me a lot about it. So some kids are still very innocent.
KennKenn 0
She'll be fine. Kids these days mature faster.
Garyy_fml 11
yeah at twelve, I knew about sex
skaterblue12 0
yeah I knew at 9. at a pg-13 movie