Today, the bartender pulled me aside and told me that she saw my date slip something into my drink. Who was my date? My husband of four years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML
Today, I was really excited to go on a date with my girlfriend. We were sat in the restaurant looking at our menus when she suddenly frowned and said someone was watching us from across the street. I turned to see who it was. My wife. FML
Today, I found out that my husband lied a few nights ago and was actually drinking with another woman at her house until after midnight. This woman is his best friend’s ex-fiancée, and she's been hitting on my husband for as long as I can remember. FML
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
Today, I got tackled by a bouncer in a club and handed to police for spiking my date's drink. It was an ice cube. I'd asked the barman for some ice cubes, which I put in both my drink and hers, and someone assumed I was slipping her a roofie and reported me. FML
Today, at my wedding, my husband's drunk friend admitted that the only reason my husband and I started dating was because he was dared. FML
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Today, I went on a blind double date. My date was drunk before I got there. He kept getting my name wrong, and ended up spilling a glass of red wine down the front of my dress. FML
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
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Top comments
menother 2
This is when you have a very, very serious conversation. And find out how long he has been slipping you mickies every night.
dirtygurdy 0
you should gave switched the drinks if they were the same
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Comments (89)
lalasha 0
wow bummer whether he was driving you or pisining you either way time to cut that one loose and in the mean time don't leave him alone with your drinks
baker0492 0
I love how everyone assumes hes trying to rape her or slip pills to make her skinnier or something ever thing he slipped something harmless like pepper or something just to mess wit her cuase i know my grandpop would do that all the time to us if we went out to eat and we turned away from our water he would sprinkle some salt in it or something just as a joke
NoteMyGrin 0
Oh god, that could be terrifying. Major kudos to the bartender for being so watchful and concerned.
demi2you 0
get out now! been married 10 years now and husband was drugging me for 3 weeks with 2 things that lead to cardiac arrest. can't get the time back and we have two little babies now who have to grow up in a broken home.
onnielief 4
And you believe the bartender on his word? I'd put some trust in your husband if I where you, otherwise your marriage is not worth much!
seeimdee 0
someone isn't satisfying their man. ydi for being a prude ratard (; ahh hangover <3
mwedner 0
your disgusting. Prude retard what are you 12 years old?
x805xUnknown 6
It's just ecstasy, he wants you to have a good time - The Hangover.
kayPandastyle 15
gahh I love Zelda in tht instance I knew I was a nerd cus I was thinkn Zelda before I even saw 61s comment. you made my night thnx that comment was a deff. win
buckeye1448 0
how romantic lol maybe you can think of it as him being a man and he knows what he's after :) Also, I would probably be glad it was me he was giving roofies and not some other woman haha. unless you discover the rest of the bottle is gone..
Lolitia 4
Bartender Win. Good man.
mickeyymouse 0
woman