Today, the bartender pulled me aside and told me that she saw my date slip something into my drink. Who was my date? My husband of four years. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML
Today, I was really excited to go on a date with my girlfriend. We were sat in the restaurant looking at our menus when she suddenly frowned and said someone was watching us from across the street. I turned to see who it was. My wife. FML
Today, I found out that my husband lied a few nights ago and was actually drinking with another woman at her house until after midnight. This woman is his best friend’s ex-fiancée, and she's been hitting on my husband for as long as I can remember. FML
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
Today, I got tackled by a bouncer in a club and handed to police for spiking my date's drink. It was an ice cube. I'd asked the barman for some ice cubes, which I put in both my drink and hers, and someone assumed I was slipping her a roofie and reported me. FML
Today, at my wedding, my husband's drunk friend admitted that the only reason my husband and I started dating was because he was dared. FML
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Today, I went on a blind double date. My date was drunk before I got there. He kept getting my name wrong, and ended up spilling a glass of red wine down the front of my dress. FML
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
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Top comments
menother 2
This is when you have a very, very serious conversation. And find out how long he has been slipping you mickies every night.
dirtygurdy 0
you should gave switched the drinks if they were the same
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Comments (89)
youthink_fml 0
And you just believe the bartender without discussing it with your husband of four years? Just great!
BlueTwist89 0
LOL @2, win comment.
KappaSLAPPA 0
well that's a sign.. give it up once in a while haha
ghostwitch1863 0
wow that's really ****** up! I have been out before and been slipped the roofie. you need to say something to him and watch his reaction!
Giorgio272 2
damn girl either he tried to slip yo some E to make for the perfect night and for some ultimate sexing. or he trying to ditch yo poor broke ugly ass with some date rape shit so he can play around with the pretty young thang he cheating with. if he ain't got the lovin' you need come cuddle up to Gio baby. I'll make you feel all nice.
Learn2Deal 0
Time to reflect on any night u've been sore in any unusual places and next time slip sumthin in his drink, take a ***** and ram it up his ASS brutally without lube! U might wanna start buyin ur own drinks.
Hobo_stickfigure 0
lol well he's just desperate. sex addicts will be sex addicts.
darkmis1 18
Wow........I think it's time to have a serious talk with your husband.
IDigSmartLadies 0
If you're not experiencing blackouts, it's probably not a roofie, GHB, micky, or anything like that. Perhaps it's some sort of aphrodisiac. Is there some reason your husband would be wanting you to be a little more willing to have sex????
SCARYMUSIC 0
HAHA did you say no to having sex tonight he probbly thought rape to his own wife might make for fun role playing