Today, the bartender pulled me aside and told me that she saw my date slip something into my drink. Who was my date? My husband of four years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML
Today, I was really excited to go on a date with my girlfriend. We were sat in the restaurant looking at our menus when she suddenly frowned and said someone was watching us from across the street. I turned to see who it was. My wife. FML
Today, I found out that my husband lied a few nights ago and was actually drinking with another woman at her house until after midnight. This woman is his best friend’s ex-fiancée, and she's been hitting on my husband for as long as I can remember. FML
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
Today, I got tackled by a bouncer in a club and handed to police for spiking my date's drink. It was an ice cube. I'd asked the barman for some ice cubes, which I put in both my drink and hers, and someone assumed I was slipping her a roofie and reported me. FML
Today, at my wedding, my husband's drunk friend admitted that the only reason my husband and I started dating was because he was dared. FML
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Today, I went on a blind double date. My date was drunk before I got there. He kept getting my name wrong, and ended up spilling a glass of red wine down the front of my dress. FML
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
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menother 2
This is when you have a very, very serious conversation. And find out how long he has been slipping you mickies every night.
dirtygurdy 0
you should gave switched the drinks if they were the same
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Comments (89)
ChinaColombiana 0
lol to #29. umm hubby slippin somthing in your drink...time for a new hubby
StoD_fml 0
Probably he could use some love(?)
MidgetMonster 0
maybe the bartender is having an affair with the husband and wants to f up their marriage like a conniving hoe. or maybe the husband pulled hair off of it or something. but why risk being seen slipping drugs into a drink in a room full of people?
brunnette_babe 0
hahahahaha!
dphilipson12 0
**** your husband and he wouldn't have to do that. it's a wake up call bitch. open you legs.
Brittanysway420 0
My first thought was OMG WTF. Then I started to think about it and decided it probably wasn't a rufie or GHB but something less noticeable like a spanish fly, and in that case I thought it sounded kinda exciting. I also went through and thought the bartender was lying but I doubt that, I'm sure bartenders do not take that kind of stuff lightly!
soonerfootball 0
well maybe if you put out more this wouldnt happen
briiana012 3
or wait wut if it was diet pills ahahaha
KathAdrian 0
Maybe the bartender was a lesbian. She just wanted to perform the "don't drink that" from Barney's playbook. And who could blame her, that's awesome.
furyboom 0
wow!