Today, the bartender pulled me aside and told me that she saw my date slip something into my drink. Who was my date? My husband of four years. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML
Today, I was really excited to go on a date with my girlfriend. We were sat in the restaurant looking at our menus when she suddenly frowned and said someone was watching us from across the street. I turned to see who it was. My wife. FML
Today, I found out that my husband lied a few nights ago and was actually drinking with another woman at her house until after midnight. This woman is his best friend’s ex-fiancée, and she's been hitting on my husband for as long as I can remember. FML
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
Today, I got tackled by a bouncer in a club and handed to police for spiking my date's drink. It was an ice cube. I'd asked the barman for some ice cubes, which I put in both my drink and hers, and someone assumed I was slipping her a roofie and reported me. FML
Today, at my wedding, my husband's drunk friend admitted that the only reason my husband and I started dating was because he was dared. FML
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Today, I went on a blind double date. My date was drunk before I got there. He kept getting my name wrong, and ended up spilling a glass of red wine down the front of my dress. FML
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
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Top comments
menother 2
This is when you have a very, very serious conversation. And find out how long he has been slipping you mickies every night.
dirtygurdy 0
you should gave switched the drinks if they were the same
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Comments (89)
jamrho3708 0
probably just wants some peace and quiet in the evening
PicklesMcRaptor 0
I got THE WEIRDEST boner right now guys.
diva239 8
That is really effed up!! You need to have a serious chat about this.
superapplesauce 2
Ahh he pulled the dont drink that
doglover100 29
That is serious. Confront him.
jmcr 27
At least the bar tender was kind enough to tell you some ppl would turn away from that
samiann18 1
At least the bartender was nice enough to say something
kayla2228 14
Thank god the bartender witnessed it and told you!
xxWTFxx1981 23
I mean maybe you are no fun in bed and he is just trying to spice it up... I mean kind of sicko but I am an advocate for couples should make each other happy if a molly makes you jolly and his night more fun **** it... take the molly get jolly and rock his world....