Today, the bartender pulled me aside and told me that she saw my date slip something into my drink. Who was my date? My husband of four years. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML
Today, I was really excited to go on a date with my girlfriend. We were sat in the restaurant looking at our menus when she suddenly frowned and said someone was watching us from across the street. I turned to see who it was. My wife. FML
Today, I found out that my husband lied a few nights ago and was actually drinking with another woman at her house until after midnight. This woman is his best friend’s ex-fiancée, and she's been hitting on my husband for as long as I can remember. FML
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
Today, I got tackled by a bouncer in a club and handed to police for spiking my date's drink. It was an ice cube. I'd asked the barman for some ice cubes, which I put in both my drink and hers, and someone assumed I was slipping her a roofie and reported me. FML
Today, at my wedding, my husband's drunk friend admitted that the only reason my husband and I started dating was because he was dared. FML
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Today, I went on a blind double date. My date was drunk before I got there. He kept getting my name wrong, and ended up spilling a glass of red wine down the front of my dress. FML
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
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menother 2
This is when you have a very, very serious conversation. And find out how long he has been slipping you mickies every night.
dirtygurdy 0
you should gave switched the drinks if they were the same
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Comments (89)
Julianne23 0
Wow, what a wife dude.
ayyeitssammy 0
lmao rapies [;
Igor_g5 0
Give him some and he won't need to drug you.
jonny2x4 0
Blurred vision and dirty thoughts Feel out of place, very distraught Feel something's coming on Yeah, i kick the jukebox, slam the floor Drink, drink, drink, drink some more I can't think. Hey what's in the drink? It feels like somebody put something somebody put something in my drink Somebody put something, somebody put something in my drink
kryssy_6988 0
I know a guy who used to offer to cook for his girlfriend so he could slip growth hormones in her food to make her boobs grow. Similar situation?
Patsfan207 0
Did it work? I can see something like that backfiring big time.
ssch 0
could have been a lemon... or sugar
ohSNAPyall 27
A) A lemon would be really noticeable, and B) why would he sneak sugar into her drink?
the_rabbit70 0
wow so that's what is takes for you to give it up to your husband
OHGASM 0
Your husband is a ruh-tard.
YourLittleSpies 0
'The Hangover' reference FTW.
greeneye_fml 12
You should have asked your husband to take a sip and see his reaction.
jennacide 0
Aw, he was just trying to get laid by you... Do you not have sex with your husband or something? lol I would've loved to hear his answer when you asked him.