Today, the bartender pulled me aside and told me that she saw my date slip something into my drink. Who was my date? My husband of four years. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML
Today, I was really excited to go on a date with my girlfriend. We were sat in the restaurant looking at our menus when she suddenly frowned and said someone was watching us from across the street. I turned to see who it was. My wife. FML
Today, I found out that my husband lied a few nights ago and was actually drinking with another woman at her house until after midnight. This woman is his best friend’s ex-fiancée, and she's been hitting on my husband for as long as I can remember. FML
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
Today, I got tackled by a bouncer in a club and handed to police for spiking my date's drink. It was an ice cube. I'd asked the barman for some ice cubes, which I put in both my drink and hers, and someone assumed I was slipping her a roofie and reported me. FML
Today, at my wedding, my husband's drunk friend admitted that the only reason my husband and I started dating was because he was dared. FML
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Today, I went on a blind double date. My date was drunk before I got there. He kept getting my name wrong, and ended up spilling a glass of red wine down the front of my dress. FML
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
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menother 2
This is when you have a very, very serious conversation. And find out how long he has been slipping you mickies every night.
dirtygurdy 0
you should gave switched the drinks if they were the same
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_RobotInDisguise 0
So did you ask him about it??? Don't get me wrong, I'm well aware rape within marriage happens, but I don't see why he'd slip you something...
lori_lovee 0
wtf.
imNotWavy 0
DID SHE DIE??
imNotWavy 0
WHERE IM FROM BARS DRINK PEOPLE.
srunano 4
Fail
imNotWavy 0
...BUT DID SHE DIED??
lunargh 7
He'd better have a fantastic explanation for that - unless Tarynkd is right, and it was somebody else/the bartender saw something else and assumed the worst. He could've been... I dunno, picking a hair off the neck of the bottle or something? Depends on what you were drinking, I guess... :
gecko13 0
who says it was a rape drug? could have been rat poison.
marc33 0
guys... nobody said that could be just cough drop or candy or even pinch of salt that messes up ur drink... he was just messing with her! after 4 urs marrage why he would wanna poison his wiffy..?! :)
1800getalife 0
it's probably those chemicals that slowely degrade you body just like what I saw in this movie. or maybe your boring and your husband found a cure ?
metrockick10 0
This is one of those that I really want an update for. If someone told me they'd seen my date slip something in my drink, I'd pretend like there was something on my water glass and ask for another one, then later I'd be going through his stuff looking for drugs. That way, if the person was wrong, no harm, no foul, but I'd be seriously cautious taking drinks from them for a little while. That's creepy if it's real, and pretty stupid on the bartender's part if they were making it up.
fistnazal 10
roof e ooooooooooo
pariah13 0
lol. hook.
perdix 31
If you were dating, it might have been roofies, but since you are married, it was probably something like an anti-flatuent medication. You might think it's cute to fart around your husband, but he doesn't and is afraid to tell you!
marc33 0
what's roofie, btw!?? it makes u high??
perdix 31
It's the date-rape drug, I think it's called something like Rohypnol. I'm glad you have expertise with the anti-flatulents, though;)