Today, I was walking to get ice-cream with my boyfriend. When we were ordering our cone, the girl who was scooping it said to my boyfriend, "Hey I know you! You're the one who slept with my sister-in-law the other night." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML
Today, I had a meeting in the town where my ex-girlfriend works. After the meeting, I bought some ice cream and sat on a bench in a public place. She came across with her girlfriends laughing and obviously having fun. She only looked in my direction briefly. I threw the ice cream into the trash. FML
Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I was in my local supermarket's frozen aisle and I started doing a little dance of joy because my favorite ice cream was on sale. I turned around to see my ex and his new girlfriend watching me. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, I was hanging out with a friend at an ice cream place, and a guy started chatting with us. As he eventually went to leave, he told me, "That's a nice looking date you got there." Then he turned to my friend. "Wish I could say the same to you." FML
Today, it’s my girlfriend’s birthday. I took her out to her favorite restaurant to celebrate. The waitress serving us looked oddly familiar but I didn’t think anything of it until she said when we collected the check, “Aren’t you my sister’s husband?” I forgot she had a younger sister who worked here. FML
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gruvychild 17
I hope he was wearing the ice cream by the time you were done!
bthomas0319 2
I'm guessing that was the last time y'all saw each other
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bthomas0319 2
I'm guessing that was the last time y'all saw each other
YourEvilHero 12
and thats when you grab the ice cream and throw it in your boyfriends face and say "hey! I'm breaking up with you!"
americanhoney4 6
But hopefully she smashed his Ice cream on him and saved hers!! lol
SCREAM4meeee 0
and that's when he should ask to speak to the manager and get her ass fired. Quite unprofessional.
Nanall 15
Ex boyfriend now
FMLuvLife 3
you sleep, we sleep, we all sleep for ice-cream! ;D
johnnyboy12396_fml 4
The relation with 1's comment and the FML ??
Iamnotmyself 17
Threesome. I said it. No one has to say it anymore. So you trust some person that is most likely bored out of their mind? I smell a prank.
idancewithrev 0
buy lots of ice cream roll in it and have a threesome...nuff said.
ktateprado 0
Put the ice cream cone down his pants to look like a boner. When it melts it will look like he jazzed himself and girls will avoid him.
freshV43 0
Look on the bright side at least he didn't give u an STD...
hobbsicle805 0
she could have been ******* with them both
Susieee_Q 9
"Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because some girl at an ice cream shop thought it would be funny to say, 'Hey, I know you! You slept with my sister-in-law!' I've never met this chick before in my life. Now I have no girlfriend and an ice cream cone down my pants. FML"
ktateprado 0
^ prepare to get nodded by someone.
ktateprado 0
That was to 74.
hope540 0
its a small world.
shelbygordon44 7
Holy shit... Umm... I honestly don't have some smart ass comment to make about this... All I can say is LMFAO, take your ice cream and dump his ass. FYL OP.
newnew8 0
time to leave that asshole.
SirObvious 1
You made her sister watch:) your baaaad:)
theten_fml 9
That ice cream isn't going to be so delicious now
Drigr 9
but really the girlfriend IS the sister in law and it is all just a joke.
BB_ava 0
She's obviously being a dick. Who would say something like that to someone right next to his girlfriend?
mcguiread 1
But I don't think the girl scooping was the guys sister??
PutItIn 8
You know.. cones make great ******.
idancewithrev 0
no.
trgower13 0
Winning!!! Tiger blood.
Tommananaze6T9 4
u better tell me ur her sister in law
number0 8
If OP were the sister-in-law, why would this be an FML?
omggitsbianca 0
No She Was The Sister-In-Law Of The Chick He Slept With.
triforcebandit 6
You Realize Talking Like This Is Unnecessary, Right?
partyitup123 0
Douch bag
Princessx3Jamie 0
this is just all kindssss of f*cked up haha.
Justin23L 2
Or maybe the girl just felt like trying to ruin a relationship?
gruvychild 17
I hope he was wearing the ice cream by the time you were done!
ant1078 7
cone-ing ftw
ktateprado 0
Sitting is the new coning.
jcingram 2
Awkward moment when the icecream girl says,"oh no youre not him but you look just like him".
AnagenisisZagus 13
Why waste perfectly good icecream you sick, sick bastard?! What did the ice cream ever do to you?!
CrazyShae 0
Hopefully wearing his Icecream! And eating hers! And him definitely paying for it! ^.^
foreversummer67 3
Am I the only one who noticed that it was a sister-in-law? That makes this even worse because to be the ice cream girl's sister-in-law, she has to be married.
Beck01 7
Maybe it's the ice cream girls' husband's sister...
QwertyMcNugget 0
Whoops.
PrickHead 0
atleast he didn't start singing shaggy's "it wasn't me"
ktateprado 0
Atleast she didn't say brother in law.
grapist 0
Is your name Katy?
ktateprado 0
Me? Oh, hhhellll no.
1958x 6
I hope you broke up with him.
ktateprado 0
Have a 3-some before dumping him is better.
cradle6 13
What if it was a prank by the girl? Why would you trust some stranger over your significant other?
Christinaawood 2
Of course you'd say that, you're a man. I bet that's exactly what her boyfriend said to her after denying it.
androiddestroya 7
160. or maybe you're just being close-minded and blaming it all on men for problems you've had to deal with. it couldn't just been a prank that the girl decided to play on them.
1958x 6
What kind of random person plays a prank like that?
androiddestroya 7
everyone does stupid shut to amuse themselves
androiddestroya 7
sh*t damn autocorrect
cradle6 13
169-There was an fml almost exactly like this. Some girl who liked to come up to couples and put her arms around the guy in order to watch the impending show. Some people are dicks, and everything is not the man's fault.
demoon_fml 7
When I worked part time at tacobell I did that exact prank except I said "hey your that girl my buddy jonathon banged last night!"
Dylan199611 0
ur right lets hope she did
Jovecove 13
A random person.
chelseaann11 2
196- Asshole
kyliebear 15
If I was in her (OP) place, I would've not made a scene, because then he wouldnt be put in the embarrassing spot of EXPLAINING. Just stand there and stare him down, and he'll be really embarrassed...and he deserves to be.
wowfmlaccfail 0
dude thts awesome
GravyGuy 11
No it isn't.
deaper 16
Dude you're a **** tard!
yeseniaaa 2
Idiot.
Hi_I_am_Q 0
No "thts" not.
wowfmlaccfail 0
haha guys chill i hadnt even read the fml i just wanted a top comment
AyeeArieel 5
Thts a Wtf moment
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
LThat's a FML moment.
MILFSaregood 7
Need a pause? Think it over with a twix break;)
kroekdog 7
Be happy it wasnt the brother in law
snowbird123 3
Mayb she's wrong
IAm1AwesomeChick 7
She could be wrong. Maybe she thought OP's bf was someone else. Her boyfriend won't be honest if he really did cheat though. Op has a lot of thinking to do
km01259 4
Or she was jolting just to mess up someone's day I know more then a few people who would and probably have done that
Jennyboo5797 4
You shoulda threw the icecream on him and said "It's okay, I slept with her brother last night too" ;)
NuckinFutz 4
You are an absolute dumbass. Why would she say that. He won't even believe her because nobody just comes out and tells their bf that they cheated on them.
idancewithrev 0
well accually if she was jut going to break up with him anyways for cheating it wouldn't matter if he found out she cheated.
NuckinFutz 4
Ya it would matter cuz if he found out then all their friends would find out and she would be screwed when she tried to date again cuz everyone would know she cheated
idancewithrev 0
some guys like open relationships.
NuckinFutz 4
I think they r retarded. U might as well just be friends with benefits. That's not a relationship
idancewithrev 0
true...but I'm sure there will b lots of guys that have cheated that won't care if she had cheated in previous relationships.
Jennyboo5797 4
Okay I'm sorry I didn't make more sophisticated comment for you... You act like I'm actually giving advice to the OP, or that someone is going to read that comment and do the same thing. Lighten up, dude.
taeko93 0
Wow, Guatemalian, Mexican, and Chinese, thats the perfecr combo i have been loking for, oh by the way, im Hondurian.
Jennyboo5797 4
Lol cool I guess
idancewithrev 0
hahahahaha win.
beetboxboy 9
U hittin on 14 year olds? Hahaha
flashback.miss 28
served, indeed.