Today, I finally got cleared after my knee surgery and wanted to go salsa dancing with a girl I liked. So we went and I thought I would show off a little bit and try to dip her and kiss her. Turns out my knee isn't strong enough and now she won't talk to me after dropping her on the floor. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I injured my knee during dance class. When it started to feel a little bit better, I tried dancing again. I tripped, fell, and broke my wrist. FML
Today, a girl came up to me on a club dance floor and said, “Shut up and dance with me,” like the song lyrics, only I fell over on her while dancing, and she dislocated her ankle. I don’t think this woman is gonna be my destiny after that. FML
Today, I went to my first ever party as a freshman, with friends from my dorm. There was a dance floor, and despite never having danced in public before, I put my best efforts into my dance moves… only to end up dislocating my knee. It's safe to say I won't be winning any dance contests anytime soon. FML
Today, I joined a dance class to impress my girlfriend. Halfway through, I realized I had two left feet. The instructor asked me to demonstrate a simple move, and instead I tripped on the mat, fell into another dancer, and took her down with me. I’ve been banned from all future classes. FML
Today, I got a call from the girl I'd really like to date to meet up for drinks. Excited, I walked out my front door, slipped on a patch of ice, and dislocated my shoulder. She won't go out on a date with me now because I "ditched her". FML
Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML
Today, I sprained my knee while going down on one knee to propose to my girlfriend. She laughed as I rolled in pain. I still haven't gotten an answer. FML
Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML
Today, I injured my knee at a Zumba class, a class I joined to lose weight so my knees wouldn't hurt so much. Now I can't even go for a leisurely walk. FML
Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML
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Top comments
fatfaceunited 0
forget the bitch. If she won't talk to you because you dropped her less than 2 feet, that's her prblem and not yours
qwerty3 0
Forget her, she doesn't sound like she has a sence of humour anyways, man if some guy dropped me while dancing I wouldn't be able to get up I'd be laughing so hard hope ur knee gets better :)
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Comments (75)
fatality2009 0
You sir are a DUCHEBAG!!
missbuble98 19
What
fatfaceunited 0
forget the bitch. If she won't talk to you because you dropped her less than 2 feet, that's her prblem and not yours
Jimboom 12
HA HA! Tried to be a flash git and ****** yourself over. YDI
greenman_fml 0
Your knee is a likely excuse. Admit that you were going Hoggin and be done with it.
qwerty3 0
Forget her, she doesn't sound like she has a sence of humour anyways, man if some guy dropped me while dancing I wouldn't be able to get up I'd be laughing so hard hope ur knee gets better :)
Alastor13X 8
Agreed, she's a bitch. OP still kind of deserves it though. After something like surgery, you really need to watch what you do for a while, cleared or not.
rukusrazor 0
Yeah, **** her. You dodged a bullet. Ooooo-lay!
Jemm_fml 29
#8: w...tf. lol. OP: she shoulda laughed it off :/
lym777 0
You totally deserve it. You never drop your dance partner. If you do, it's always your fault. That's the responsibility of the lead - to look out for their follows and protect them from injury. Sounds like you went for a really deep dip, which is a bad idea for a new dance partner in general, and a very bad idea when your knee is weak. Plus, going for a kiss in the middle of a dance? That's just decoyey and uncomfortable thing to do. Being a good dancer doesn't give you an excuse to try to take advantage of your partner. Creep. I wouldn't dance with you either.
maggiemae14 2
holy shit, you wrote a book. is this THAT important?
shadexilmaendu 4
GistOh that's right, he should have gotten her written consent foe their first kiss. Cus you know, a guy who tries to be romantic and sweep a girl off her feet on the dance floor is obviously a pervert. People like you are almost as bad as the rape apologists. One extreme is not better then the other.
D40 2
If my boyfriend dropped me I'd laugh at it because 1 it was a mistake and 2 he couldn't help me Also going in for a kiss would b romantic .! Ira not a douche move
infantrygirl 0
Yeah... if she won't talk to you because of an accident like that, you can do much better. Personally, I would have just laughed something like that off. She sounds like a stuck-up bitch.
Rodjmeister 0
if she doesn't understand that you were injured, she probably wouldn't understand much else. (i've done this before and it's still a huge inside joke between me and my girlfriend)