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Today, a woman laughed after hearing my voice for the first time. This happens whenever I meet someone new, without fail. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Daryll
United States
Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Hey
Today, I decided to step out of my comfort zone and talk to my coworker because people have been saying I’m too shy. I say, "Hey" to a girl and she made fun of my voice. She’s the one who told me to talk more. FML
Dying Whale
Today, I tried singing in front of my friend. She said, "That's a hilarious voice! You should use that voice when telling jokes!" FML
Anonymous
Harsh
Today, while talking to the girl I have a crush on, I bragged how people tell me I have a voice for radio. She responded, "And the face for it too." FML
piper55
Today, for the first time in a month, I talked to someone in person besides my grandmother and my husband. It was a store clerk calling me "Miss" and asking if I was finding everything okay. FML
Forgetable
United States
Today, a coworker introduced herself to me and told me she hopes I enjoy my new job. We've worked in the same building for two years. I say hello every time I see her. FML
Lizzielollipop816
United States
Spooky
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Nicky
United States
It's sus to us
Today, my husband got on a business call, but he was not using his usual booming, baritone voice. Instead, he was soft and sweet and began with, "Hey, how have you been?" and quickly went into his office. Curious, I listened outside his door. It was a female co-worker. The work talk was waaaay too fun and familiar. FML
Charlatan126
Hilliard, United States
It's the thought that counts…
Today, I finally had a man say, "I love you" to me in a sincere tone. It was a customer, who was high, over the phone. I said it back. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML
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DocBastard 40
Don't worry about it, Mike Tyson. Just punch her out or bite her ear off.
perdix 31
Stop sucking helium. Or start sucking helium if that helps. Otherwise, try sulfur hexafluoride.
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IVANTTOCOME 0
Testosterone can be purchased on EBay.
Onlydie 0
I don't get it
IVANTTOCOME 0
One day you will, my friend.
iloveeeyou 0
^^looks like you could use it yourself by the looks of your picture.
IVANTTOCOME 0
That's Ralph Maccio (the original karate kid) and yes a little shot of testosterone wouldn't hurt.
TaylorTheBoss 4
Lol, pic insult fail^^
iloveeeyou 0
I'm assuming you get yours on eBay then how's that working out for you? and talk about picture fails dude it that a hickey on your next, now that's an epic fail.
rallets 23
neck/next fail o_O
UTTU 0
Hickey identification fail.
UTTU 0
Hickey identification fail.
orangeinstat 0
double comment fail
hott15 0
wow miss iloveeeyou before you are freaking retarded. make sure you know what the hell your talking about and can spell on atleast a second grade level before you try to insult someone. btw... look at your picture?? you have no room to talk. looks like you use testosterone yourself.
iloveeeyou 0
haha, well wtf do you look like? ohh wait that's right you don't have a pic, too embarrassed to show yourself.
hott15 0
trust me he/she. you don't wanna see a picture of me. it would put your nasty face to shame. if you understand what I'm saying.. since you are on a second grade comprehensive level.
summersizzle 0
"Ivannto"s comments are enjoyable and I find them funny.
DocBastard 40
Iloveeeyou and hott15, will you two just quit flirting and **** already? Jesus, the sexual tension is palpable.
rallets 23
agreed, im on the edge of my pants over here
DocBastard 40
Yeah, really. I would have done it for free.
smashingdiscover 0
hahaha I hate when people are like that
persianjr1 7
that's mean. no one should Judge from your voice. I would not ask out a girl if she had a great personality but weird voice.
iSitt 0
What celebrity voice does the Op's most resemble? Mine sounds like Marvin the robot from hhgtg
JodeMiVida 13
I just want to know, what does the OP sound like?
DocBastard 40
Don't worry about it, Mike Tyson. Just punch her out or bite her ear off.
FiFah3 1
lmao
Dre24 0
u think u can just bring him into this very deep conversation lol
perdix 31
Stop sucking helium. Or start sucking helium if that helps. Otherwise, try sulfur hexafluoride.
DocBastard 40
IT'S SCIENTIFIC! HAHAHA! Looks like you watch Mythbusters, eh Perdix?
Shutuptroll 0
Haha that was amazing.
CaptSkippy 9
perdix ur my hero
KittehSayzRAWR 0
Maybe when you turn 15 it'll change...
sloppyflow 1
how many 15 there are in ur life
DocBastard 40
Sloppyflow, how much helium have you inhaled today?
stronghand0331 17
That clearly hasn't worked for the Biebs. He still sounds like a post-pubescent girl. The hair will only get him so far...
BonJovi821 3
#31 First of all, do you mean pre-pubescent or did you intend to say post? And while we're on the topic of puberty... Oh God which hair are you talking about?
yobeffissexy 0
shut up hater he is hot and is very talented <33333
mcxhunni 0
^loser
nancyIshere4U 0
he's practicing with his voice coach so he is intentionally trying to keep his voice like that for a while because that's what his fans like :P
nancyIshere4U 0
I was talking about Justin Beiber not OP && get your facts straight before you judge someone
ProjeKtSC2 8
#67 obviously pubic... Haha she said pubescent which refers to puberty when you get pubescent hair... Also how does she know this persons not over 15 they may just have a weird voice
DjeePee 25
You do know you can take lessons for that, do you? Many people speak on a wrong way.
frolick123 0
on a wrong way? theres lessons for what you have as well... special ed.
FML_in_general 0
no, the "lessons" there is called grammar school you moron...
6sick6 4
Were you kicked in the nuts?
FYLDeep 26
Try vocal training. It might not be able to change the pitch your voice is centered around, but it can strengthen it, improve range both ways, and add a bit of resonance to it.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Speech modulation classes were exactly what I was going to suggest. I had to take them when I moved to the States because of my accent. They have classes to help you adjust your speech patterns, breathing, and even your tone.
iheartglasses 0
This made me think of the water park scene on Grown Ups! BEAUTIFUL male specimen but as soon as he talks he has this squeeky helium voice with an accent haha! But I do know a guy in real life that has this tall amazing body but this terrible little boy voice... He got made fun of a lot, then he joined the police force. So OP, if youre male and it bothers you that bad, join the force and either people will be afraid to laugh at you or you can push them around if they do :) Haha
chenoa_fml 0
that's the first thing that came to my mind too!!!!
BraddlesXP 0
haha I watched that movie today hilarious
TheLetterZero 7
You have an awesome voice! Congratz!