hannahnator
Racine, United States
Hellworld
Today, it's the first day of our 2-week quarantine. Today, my 3 year-old also discovered Blippi. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Lorena
Kapolei, United States
Today, just three days into a much-needed vacation, my 5-year-old daughter has come down with chickenpox. FML
Bogrbon
Bad timing
Today, on the first day of the first week off together with my family in six months, we’re all quarantined with positive COVID tests. By the time we’re off quarantine, I’ll be back at work. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while my husband and I are both stuck in the bathroom from food poisoning, our 3-year-old son is taking advantage of his freedom. All I can hear is banging noises and wild laughter. I'm afraid to leave the bathroom. FML
Anonymous
Today, my 7-year-old learned "Smoke Weed Everyday" from YouTube, and has repeated it so many times that I'm now singing it. FML
stuck
**** our lives
Today, I’m on day three of pneumonia and a sinus infection. My six year-old is on day three of a sinus infection and day one of the stomach flu. FML
doomeddaddy
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
I just can't hide it
Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
Eringobrag88
United States
Today, I woke up to my two year old crawling in bed with me and saying, "I poop". Normally this would be ok, but this morning she decided she didn't need a diaper. FML
Curly
Ashburn, United States
Today, my wife has the flu, while I have strep throat. We have a two-year-old toddler and have no clue as to who's more contagious and who should take care of her as to not get her sick. Yay for the entire day of surgical masks and Sesame Street. FML
Anonymous
Temecula, United States
Today, I came home from a relaxing, peaceful vacation. When I got home my 4-year-old son was free-balling with poop all over his body, screaming "Bob the Builder will kick your ass." The baby sitter is nowhere to be found and I can't get him to stop saying, "I love ass." FML
pleasestop
Wellington, New Zealand
Today, the family in the apartment next to me decided to give their 4-year-old kid a recorder. It's been three hours. Kill me. FML
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Charlie Given 28
Just be glad you don't have to watch Teletubbies, barney, or yo Gabba Gabba now those were annoying as hell
FerociousCookie 12
You should just be glad they found someone who's passionate about educating young children. This is what you signed up for when you became a parent.
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FerociousCookie 12
You should just be glad they found someone who's passionate about educating young children. This is what you signed up for when you became a parent.
Missunderstood 23
blippi isnt a bad kid show, i watch it with my youngest
Charlie Given 28
Just be glad you don't have to watch Teletubbies, barney, or yo Gabba Gabba now those were annoying as hell
xxlk4xx 6
blippi is TOO bad, still annoying tho! my 2 year old is obsessed with Clifford, peppa pig, and teletubbies! I've heard Daniel the tiger is pretty annoying too! we as parents are NOT obligated to enjoy our kids favorite shows and its ok to complain about it even it its educational 🤣
SJKatt 15
So glad I moved out of that ******' town
mccuish 25
It could be worse. Your kid could’ve learned about Caillou.
bkwusa 15
Lucky for you that youtube has a block channel option?? I know I put blippi on it the first day i heard him..
xxWTFxx1981 23
I hate that guy not just the character but the actual guy that originally played him. Both of my last 2 kids loved that show... I have pictured myself murdering him in thousands of ways... I have woken up in cold sweats to that theme songs playing in my nightmares...