Anonymous
United States
Today, someone caused over $400 worth of damage by breaking into my car, just to steal $8 worth of beer. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Potato_Lord
Madison, United States
Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML
jsyn
East Hampton, United States
Today, somebody broke into my car, just to steal the obviously fake $1,000,000 bill hanging from my rear-view mirror. FML
ScrewedForCheapBag
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Sacramento, United States
Loot
Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML
lance
Canada
Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML
Animal_aide
Canada
Today, I got my car back from the repair shop. After paying $400 for them to fix the scratches on the driver's side door, some one decided to key both sides of my car while I was on my lunch break from work. FML
amayasoma
Houma, United States
Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML
stop thief
Aurora, United States
Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML
Leauge
Owensboro, United States
Very smart
Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML
Anonymous
United States
He giveth and he taketh away
Today, someone at work left 10 unopened beers after hours. I’m not much of a drinker, but free is free, so I took them home during my lunch break. After work, I left my new phone on top of my car, forgot about it, drove off, and it smashed in the middle of the road. Looks like I’m drinking those beers tonight. FML
Bryce
Clean-freak criminal
Today, some dumbass broke one of my car's windows to steal the pack of disinfecting wipes I just bought a few hours ago. FML
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bbedlock_fml 7
ALWAYS hide your beer!
hthelittleone 10
Some people..
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Comments (226)
Marifer98 7
Lesson learned!
lightzonlycast 2
You deserved it. Next time buy better beer you scuzzy asshole.
cmbar831 14
Hai
GoW_Chick 15
Booze hounds gotta do, what a booze hounds gotta do! I'm amazed he even got to what with his double-vision and lack of proper brain function.
BluFlames 8
That's why you NEVER leave the good stuff in your car.
Krirn 21
I once heard a story of a guy who had his car broken into for a chocolate bar, he was so mad he drove around the city looking for someone with chocolate all over their face, when he found him, the homeless guy replied "Chocolate? This is doo doo baby!"
Snafuusmc 12
Dave chappelle....
420smoke420 3
Was his name Tyrone Biggums?
Krirn 21
82- Sixty-Two was right.
Krirn 21
Sixty-five*
420smoke420 3
No shit 65 was right. Dave's characters name on Chappelle's show is Tyrone Biggums. Dumbass.
Krirn 21
I didn't catch that episode, I was making a reference to the stand up Dave did in San Francisco "For What It's Worth". In that show he was the one with the broken window.
tubad 0
someone needed their fix!
loginword123 0
Well some people can't afford beer it's nit their fault!!
loginword123 0
Not**
French_Toast_fml 3
Wow! That's cheap beer!
HonestTruth 5
Possibly tint your windows to avoid this everyday crisis from happening again.