Anonymous
United States
Today, someone caused over $400 worth of damage by breaking into my car, just to steal $8 worth of beer. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Potato_Lord
Madison, United States
Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML
jsyn
East Hampton, United States
Today, somebody broke into my car, just to steal the obviously fake $1,000,000 bill hanging from my rear-view mirror. FML
ScrewedForCheapBag
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Sacramento, United States
Loot
Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML
lance
Canada
Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML
Animal_aide
Canada
Today, I got my car back from the repair shop. After paying $400 for them to fix the scratches on the driver's side door, some one decided to key both sides of my car while I was on my lunch break from work. FML
amayasoma
Houma, United States
Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML
stop thief
Aurora, United States
Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML
Leauge
Owensboro, United States
Very smart
Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML
Anonymous
United States
He giveth and he taketh away
Today, someone at work left 10 unopened beers after hours. I’m not much of a drinker, but free is free, so I took them home during my lunch break. After work, I left my new phone on top of my car, forgot about it, drove off, and it smashed in the middle of the road. Looks like I’m drinking those beers tonight. FML
Bryce
Clean-freak criminal
Today, some dumbass broke one of my car's windows to steal the pack of disinfecting wipes I just bought a few hours ago. FML
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bbedlock_fml 7
ALWAYS hide your beer!
hthelittleone 10
Some people..
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Comments (226)
KRiddle 15
Damn, I'm sorry.
harof1c 0
That is some ****** up shit. Hope you get your window fixed
Awsumuzzie 12
I wish I could thumb this up more than once!
MrsUresti 8
Oh that totally sucks sorry OP man people nowadays!!!!
stormchaser24 24
This happens everyday
haydent_fml 3
The worst part of this is... they were dumb enough to break in just to steal Pabst Blue Ribbon. And op why do you have alcohol in plain sight in your car?
vturbz91 0
Someone did that to me for a pack of smokes that had 3 left
Orgasms 4
"I don't always drink but when I do, I cause $400 worth of damage just to get more beer."
longdislover 0
Kids these days tisk tisk
gonad_gobbler 1
Did the guy who broke into your car have a beerd?