Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today my car was broken into. The only thing taken were condoms and lighters I had in the glove box. FML
Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML
Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. They also took the inhaler that fell out of my bag the night before. The one I needed to stop the asthma attack I had from the stress of having my car broken into. FML
Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML
Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML
Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML
Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
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Top comments
EpicKid07 10
Hey, at least you didn't have anything valuable taken. I'd rather have a $4 pack of cigarettes stolen than a $700 computer.
alexwow1 13
Hope you have insurance
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alexwow1 13
Hope you have insurance
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Maybe the mugger from a few days earlier is on a rampage... "The Serial Smoke Stealer" strikes again!
PterodactylMan 23
It's always the weird things they take
amayasoma 19
Sadly, I don't. I went to my car to get my registration papers for the insurance. :/
Gothicbunnyx3 16
That's almost as bad as when someone broke into someone's car for cookies and then left a sticky note saying "thank you".
mattlw 25
Even if you had insurance the price of the window and cigs probably wouldn't have met the deductible. Still Sucks either way.
alexwow1 13
Sorry OP
OnlyTheDarkest 17
Oh wow.. I just got this really weird feeling that theres a button that says that! Strange..
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Enough of these ridiculing comments. Just thumb them down and move on...
iAlissa 34
#67, seriously. Move on with those comments.
SkyDog 9
Can't remeber exactly but some people have the bare minimum of Car Insurance. If I hit someone. My insurance covers them. If I hit something, my Inurance won't pay a cent.
SwaggCapone 11
Desperate times call for desperate measures I guess
EpicKid07 10
Hey, at least you didn't have anything valuable taken. I'd rather have a $4 pack of cigarettes stolen than a $700 computer.
rocker_chick105 31
A lot of people where I live wish cigarettes were $4 a pack... But exactly OP. It could've been a lot worse
Isa_fml 20
Where the heck do you live that cigarettes are that cheap?! But yep, you're absolutely right. I mean, it'd be best to avoid broken windows altogether, but it could have been worse.
coversquirrel 8
Where i live cigarettes are 8 dollars. And he doesn't care about the cigarettes he cares than now his window is broken
Treveyon56 14
The store near where I live sales them for under two bucks.
amayasoma 19
#39, I'm a she. Lol And yeah...the window is going to cost more than the pack of $5 cigarettes lol
StanBVB 10
Jesus. It's $12 here for a decent pack of cigarettes.
outoftown 27
52 - But the heart transplant is free, right?
sarah6786 14
I live in upstate New York cigarettes are over ten bucks.
Naitras 15
@52... Only $12?! In New Zealand the cheapest is $15, it's $17 for the good ones
Sfaizi24 17
I think op doesn't care about the lighter or cigs. He now has a window to replace, which is extremely expensive
rocker_chick105 31
60- as do I. the only place that's cheap is the Indian Reservation
j_729 18
Here is a solution. Stop smoking! The people who don't smoke find it really annoying to smell that everywhere we go. Not to mention how unhealthy it is for you and everyone around you
Pevira 15
Someone finally points out the obvious, number 74!!! Thank you!
amayasoma 19
74 - I don't smoke around people. I am not even a chain smoker. A pack can last me a month or longer. Plus,i am trying to quit. Even still. There was NO excuse to destroy my car window for a pack of cigs.
j_729 18
80 - My comment wasn't directed only at you. It was also for the people complaining about how much cigarettes cost.
Incognito_1924 17
80, I'm really confused. You seem to be claiming that this FML is yours, but it doesn't say that when you comment, nor does it say you have any confirmed FMLs..
SkyDog 9
105 It does for me?
CharresBarkrey 16
105 - If you notice, her comments are backgrounded with a different color than ours - as are all OP's with their own FMLs
zandalee 20
Love yr pic OP!
coldsteelstu 4
$4??? yeah they have gone up in price. depending on where the Op lives that could be a $15-20 value all together.
Lonus 9
Well since the usernames match...
Incognito_1924 17
Yep. At the time I commented it hadn't changed. It just appeared as a regular comment. I thought it would have been a different color right off the bat. Sorry for the confusion.
challan 19
They break in for the change in the console, OP... times are tough.
thatnucca 36
They did break into my truck for a roll of quarters worth $20, so yep times indeed are tough...
Kkkdawg 27
A roll of quarters is $10...
knotcool 15
Must've been Marlboro.
BrookieAnn 19
Cigarettes are expensive...
subwaysurfers 13
This is a true nicotine addict. Addiction can lead you to do crazy things.
Horsempeg 25
Maybe this was a psycho person, trying to get the world to quit smoking. A little extreme, but why else would they take the ash tray..
kayden_14 13
Hey, at least they only stole your lung cancer. But sorry you got broken into OP!
Misswildsides 22
OP will probably buy more cigarettes..
amayasoma 19
Sure did buy another pack.
sidward101 9
******* retard smoker
arsenicalhumor 30
I don't blame you, OP- I'd need a smoke after that! Hopefully you can get that window fixed soon.
kayden_14 13
Perhaps they just wanted to prove a point... Who knows what goes down in the minds of criminals.
phoneYuNOlisten 16
Consider yourself lucky OP.
FrankHotpants 31
Smokers gonna smoke
ILoveMyArm 15
Seems you just got smoked OP, what a drag. The theif needs a good hit or two. Eh, I tried.
Allennis44 16
You tried too hard.
webbface 25
I thought it was pretty good (:
cuppycakeslove 20
People have NEEDS. Nonetheless, sorry for the window you'll have to repair
iAlissa 34
I have needs too but I don't break into people's cars for them.
UNLUCKYyY1037 26
Where would you find a ***** in someone's car anyway? ;)