Today, my 14 year-old son sent a broadcast on my blackberry saying ''I'm a young gay man looking for some fun!'' to all my contacts as a joke. What he didn't know was that it's my work phone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 35 year-old son accidentally texted me a dick pic that was meant for his Tinder date. FML
Today, my mother got a call from our old high school saying that they had fifteen freshmen boys in his office with a nude photo of me on their phones. I had sent that photo only to my boyfriend. Apparently he loves to share me. FML
Today, I got the cell phone bill for my family and saw that my son had gone over his limit by around 1,000 messages. Curious to see what he was talking about that much, I read the messages. Apparently, my 15 year old son is having it off more than me and my wife. FML
Today, I was in the car with a group of my girl friends discussing sexual experiences when I looked down and realized my Blackberry had dialed the family I babysit for and had left a five minute voicemail. FML
Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML
Today, I was in a store parking lot when I got a text from an unknown number saying, "I see you, I know what you did last summer, you wicked little shit." I freaked out and looked around in a panic. It turns out that it was my "hilarious" dad testing his new phone from across the parking lot. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my 10-year-old brother. FML
Today, I got my son's phone bill (the phone I got him to call us from college). I found out he's been calling a phone sex hotline everyday. He hasn't called us once. FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Today, I realized all of my boyfriend's and my dirty messages were being sent to my mom because I'd logged into messenger on her phone once without logging out. She sat me down and said, "I know your mouth's been on his wee wee." FML
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mzmaverickd 7
Did anyone answer?
perdix 31
They'll probably reply that you are not really young, but if you are still looking for "fun" . . .
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Comments (80)
mzmaverickd 7
Did anyone answer?
eddymarc 0
Hahahahaha that's kinda funny.
I_R_Genius 3
That would've been funny if anyone picked up the phone.
quaddrummer93 0
Only his boss wrote back but it looks like he's finally getting that promotion he wanted hahaha
ScaughtieHolden 11
18, How do you know? Are you his boss?
quaddrummer93 0
Obviously not. But could you imagine this from the other point of view. Today, my wife happened to have my phone and she got a message from a guy I work with saying he was looking for "fun" now she thinks I'm having an affair with a man FML.
TheManWithAnAK47 0
yeah you should post that
Shookitup 0
His boss, "You too?!" ^.^
tatababe 1
awe when your boss finds out ur not gay it will crush him maybe things between him and ur son will work out
mesnugglez 0
haha nice.
BahahahLOL 0
no you
Fuk_Your_Life 2
Nice ****
perdix 31
They'll probably reply that you are not really young, but if you are still looking for "fun" . . .
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
To his 92 year old boss, he's young enough(;
EvilDave 13
Or, he will be fired for inappropriate use of company equipment.
unomo 0
kill joy!
forgettingsunday 0
my chemical romance fan or...? oh yeah it's the other killjoy.
dlas 5
never heard about pin codes
swift07 4
just message everyone back saying what happend
thelastavailable 13
Maybe he's trying to tell you something..
yazmi_09 3
haha I thought the same thing
DncrHap 9
he made work a lot more "fun!" you should be thanking him for all the newfound attention you'll be receiving. though, you may or may not like it as much when you're offered a promotion if you perform a nice, long, slow striptease for your boss.
perdix 31
Beware in the bathroom at work in case your "contacts" decide to plug in to you the gay way.
jewban 3
beware of bending over aswell
oneworldguy 0
LOL! I know a 14 year old who will be grounded until he is 21 or moves out, whichever comes first...
mike3775 39
If any of my kids did that, they be lucky if they get to enjoy any technology until 18 or move out
stronghand0331 17
Now that your randy gayness is out there, you're just going to have to sit on the pole and go along with it. Everyone knew the truth before the broadcast...
oneworldguy 0
LOL! Ouch!