Anonymous
United States
Today, someone caused over $400 worth of damage by breaking into my car, just to steal $8 worth of beer. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Potato_Lord
Madison, United States
Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML
jsyn
East Hampton, United States
Today, somebody broke into my car, just to steal the obviously fake $1,000,000 bill hanging from my rear-view mirror. FML
ScrewedForCheapBag
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Sacramento, United States
Loot
Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML
lance
Canada
Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML
Animal_aide
Canada
Today, I got my car back from the repair shop. After paying $400 for them to fix the scratches on the driver's side door, some one decided to key both sides of my car while I was on my lunch break from work. FML
amayasoma
Houma, United States
Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML
stop thief
Aurora, United States
Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML
Leauge
Owensboro, United States
Very smart
Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML
Anonymous
United States
He giveth and he taketh away
Today, someone at work left 10 unopened beers after hours. I’m not much of a drinker, but free is free, so I took them home during my lunch break. After work, I left my new phone on top of my car, forgot about it, drove off, and it smashed in the middle of the road. Looks like I’m drinking those beers tonight. FML
Bryce
Clean-freak criminal
Today, some dumbass broke one of my car's windows to steal the pack of disinfecting wipes I just bought a few hours ago. FML
Top comments
bbedlock_fml 7
ALWAYS hide your beer!
hthelittleone 10
Some people..
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Comments (226)
Robro54 6
Hide yo Beer! Hide yo Wife!
skullcandifiedDJ 5
Cause they're drinkin eveeerybody's beer out here
thiscrazything 1
Drink yo beer, use yo knife. Keep yo alcohol, save yo life.
alyspar2 5
57, I love your picture. It just made my day.
SignUpisntcool 3
79 I was thinking the exact same thing.
DKjazz 20
146, 79, 57- I know that one. It evolves from vulvasaur.
DrMime 10
79- there's another caption for that picture that reads "went outside, graphics were shit." So funny!
asherm 15
Hahaaa
TJD28 3
ice cold beer can drive people to do anything you know
Betyboop15 0
Lmfao son NSF funny yo
japtch 15
I don't imagine a beer sitting in a car being ice cold.
HotelGuy 10
Why would you leave beer in your car. It's like saying please rob me homeless people.
bitchesbcrazy 0
Alcohol does bad things.
silentbutfunny 0
Even when nobodys drinking it!
skygirl_01 5
inconsiderate teenagers or homeless :/ they could've easily broken a single window which would be about $100 to fix.
bitchesbcrazy 0
That was an extremely stereotypical comment
speshlk37 13
Maybe they were pissed that it was such cheap beer...?
GoW_Chick 15
Or maybe people don't really give a shit how much in damages they cost the person they're stealing from, just a thought.
CryMoreFMLs 15
15 - You must know this from experience...?
CRC_101 31
Bahaha! 'Tis inconsiderate whether they cause $400 worth of damages or $100. It's still unwarranted, damaging to the car, and costly financially.
PaulB123 11
15-based on your given birth date you were a teenager 3 years ago. Have you forgotten already what it's like to be stereotyped as savages?
mikeymayhem_87 15
Try more like $400-800 for a window...
CRC_101 31
And, of course, by "they," I mean *whoever* damaged the car. I will say I also disagree with your assessment that "they" were teenagers or homeless people. It's possible, but just as possible that the culprit is an adult with a home. I find it unlikely that a child could cause $400 damage, and I find it also unlikely that an elderly person would want to use their energy on such things. Still, those are also possibilities. Do not close your mind off to the many varieties of human beings that commit break-ins!
Heinousness 0
$8 worth? What The ****
greenbean_12345 7
#16, are you mad about the price of the beer? Is that what you took from this? haha
zingline89 18
Hey Bud, a Weiser man would have put the beer in the trunk where nobody could get Adams
alyspar2 5
This is great.(:
Dramori 29
Some people are just *****.
jeob1992 8
Beer code rule # 4A under section 73J..... Never leave beer in car....ever
j_cat187 20
Yea, warm beer tastes like shit
allisenmae 6
how rude!