Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML
Today, someone had put a lock on my bike. While I was trying to saw it off, the police drove by. I was arrested for trying to steal a bike and released four hours later when they figured out that it was actually my bike. FML
Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML
Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML
Today, when I locked my newly repaired bike up, I carefully took the new rear light off it so that nobody could steal said light. Somebody stole my bike. At least I have a red light to play with. FML
Today, someone caused over $400 worth of damage by breaking into my car, just to steal $8 worth of beer. FML
Today, my bike was stolen. Partially. Since I always locked it up, some asswipe thought it would be funny to steal the handlebar stem and the seat, leaving the actual handlebar dangling by the brake cables. Since there was no way to steer or sit, I had to carry my bike one mile back to my dorm. FML
Today, I went out to where I'd parked my bike only to find that someone had stolen my bike seat. Not the bike, just the seat. I had to ride my bike two miles home in the rain like I was climbing a hill in the Tour de France, while other cyclists moved out of my way in confusion, all while trying to avoid me. FML
Today, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole the last pair. After I finished, I went indoors for a drink. When I returned, the new ones had been stolen too. FML
Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML
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Top comments
miazangl 13
At least you can get the police involved for theft, public intoxication and property damage so it's not a complete loss.
S0LUS 16
Call the police, no one should do that
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Comments (36)
miazangl 13
At least you can get the police involved for theft, public intoxication and property damage so it's not a complete loss.
revolvearoundme 15
Technically that's not theft, sounds like they didn't make it off the property before ruining the bike so it would be vandalism.
ApologyKick 25
Some states in the U.S. even stretch a DUI to riding a bicycle while intoxicated. My brother was unfortunate enough to find out that my state is one of them.
Mortoli 30
i was bout to say dui lol
S0LUS 16
Call the police, no one should do that
revolvearoundme 15
Really Cap?
strawberrydreams 18
Holy crap I hope you called the cops. Sorry about your bike and porch OP, that really sucks. Hope they buy you a new bike after all that!
Miss_Chevious 37
Talk about out of the frying pan and into the fire. I hope you got the chance to record him in order to publicly humiliate him on youtube.
moodyreallyrocks 27
Sorry OP.
johobus28 26
Wow, that's pretty bizarre. I hope the police will work with you on this. Good luck OP!
A07 48
Now you can use the lock you should've used on the bike to keep them there till the cops arrive
Tripartita 45
Can you really blame them for wanting to ride the Spud Mobile, Potato Lord?
Colon_Man 17
It was you, OP. Wasn't it? You stole your own bike after getting plowed and wanted to do tricks off the couch. .not that I would know anything about doing something like that.
PurpleKicks 22
OP, that truly suck! I feel your pain, I too have been the victim of bike theft, but to add property damage into the mix, that's insult to injury. I hope it all works out ok though! Try not to let the bastards grind you down.