Anonymous
United States
Today, someone caused over $400 worth of damage by breaking into my car, just to steal $8 worth of beer. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Potato_Lord
Madison, United States
Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML
jsyn
East Hampton, United States
Today, somebody broke into my car, just to steal the obviously fake $1,000,000 bill hanging from my rear-view mirror. FML
ScrewedForCheapBag
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Sacramento, United States
Loot
Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML
lance
Canada
Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML
Animal_aide
Canada
Today, I got my car back from the repair shop. After paying $400 for them to fix the scratches on the driver's side door, some one decided to key both sides of my car while I was on my lunch break from work. FML
amayasoma
Houma, United States
Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML
stop thief
Aurora, United States
Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML
Leauge
Owensboro, United States
Very smart
Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML
Anonymous
United States
He giveth and he taketh away
Today, someone at work left 10 unopened beers after hours. I’m not much of a drinker, but free is free, so I took them home during my lunch break. After work, I left my new phone on top of my car, forgot about it, drove off, and it smashed in the middle of the road. Looks like I’m drinking those beers tonight. FML
Bryce
Clean-freak criminal
Today, some dumbass broke one of my car's windows to steal the pack of disinfecting wipes I just bought a few hours ago. FML
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bbedlock_fml 7
ALWAYS hide your beer!
hthelittleone 10
Some people..
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j_cat187 20
Find the passed out drunk and unload an entire can of spray paint into his mouth.
Orgasms 4
The Pharcyde is the shit. Props for that.
hateevryone 15
you need a shotgun.
Ana102211 4
Shouldve left your door unlocked.
Bigboned38 0
Exactly why I never lock my car broken windows cost more then anything you have in your car.
daddydesi 0
Maybe He Was Saving You From Drinking And Driving
dathan 14
Better than $400 worth of damage and $400 worth of things stolen...?
Dracoboxer357 36
I sympathize, OP, fyl. I used to live in the north end of Winnipeg (not an evil area, but also not a nice place), and I had my vehicle broken into about a dozen times for the 2 years I lived there. The first time the truck was locked and they destroyed the lock and door handle getting in, and all they took was the 98 cents I had in the change dish. :p After that, I left it unlocked and never lost more than the few dimes I left in there. Never lost my tools or Cd's, or booster cables, nothing. They'd take the change and leave like happy campers. They'd even close my door when they left, considerate thieves! :D Lesson learned: Leave it unlocked, don't carry anything of value. No problems. :)
bagelpie 6
Wow.... Cheap beer
coopdaddy267 5
Must of been miller lite
TheHolyLama 0
would you be more happy if the person something more? you know, to balance the $400 repairs.