Today, some guys were doing construction on my house, when one of them came over and started asking me about my "hot sister". That "sister" is my 13-year-old daughter. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Today, my dad got upset when one of his employees showed a romantic interest in my mom. Both parents were totally fine, though, with that same employee announcing his engagement to my 15-year-old sister. FML
Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year-old daughter. FML
Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I met my older sister's cute male roommate. Everything was going smoothly until he asked if I was her mother. I’m only 20. FML
Today, while I was working, my friend stopped by and visited with me a moment. After she left, my client asked me if she was my daughter. My friend is 32 and I'm 27. FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML
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jessaiee 17
Well... At least it means you look young!
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Or it means your daughter looks older, is 'well-developed' or dresses inappropriately, or the guy has bad judgement... let's not jump to conclusions too quickly.... oh wait, this is FML, it's what people do here.
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Comments (131)
dermor 3
well that's both awkward and creepy
Saffy89 13
You should find a way to knock them off your house. Bonus points if you wait until they're on the roof...
BuckNekkid 22
ok op mom/dad...how do you allow her to dress? she is just 13
ClaytorNator 12
Don't tell daddy, or you'll have a murder to deal with!
SlapAndTickle 20
I know if that happened to my daughter my fiance would be out there with a knife cuttin dicks off.
Altrnate_Reality 14
Ew...pervert
asylumlane 23
Time to talk to his boss and hopefully replace him.
L0VExoxo 10
fire him
QueenSaru 28
To be fair, I look the same now at 29 as I did at 13. I hit 5'8 and got my boobs at that age and then nothing changed, so it's possible he really has no idea how old she is. I had to deal with the same kind of problems when I started working at fifteen, because a lot of my male customers assumed I was much older than I really was.
ultra_notorious 26
great response, I'm sure it was an honest mistake on their part.
QueenSaru 28
And if it's not an innocent mistake, THEN you can pop him one in the nose. XD But some people do truly look older (or younger) than they really are. Like I said, at 13 I looked perfectly legal, and at 29 I get carded for anything you need to be over 18 to buy.
ultra_notorious 26
well if it were a normal person - end of convo with a disgusted feeling inside.
randm_dude 9
Jail bait, anybody? xd