Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML
Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML
Today, I was working from home and had an important meeting with my superiors. It was fine until my sleepy wife came in and asked if I could find a better time for calls. I didn't notice her right away and failed to disable my camera. She was fully naked, and I received an email about inappropriate behaviour later. FML
Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML
Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML
Today, some guys were doing construction on my house, when one of them came over and started asking me about my "hot sister". That "sister" is my 13-year-old daughter. FML
Today, I got home at 2am. It was dark but I heard my fiancé in the kitchen, so I went and kissed her, and grabbed both ass cheeks. Normally this would turn her on, but she screamed and turned on the lights. It was my sister. I groped my sister's ass. Why was she in my house in the dark at 2am? FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML
Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML
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Top comments
PiinkVanilla 15
Well, as someone who appreciates boobs, I think her chances of getting that job may be higher than yours.
imaxmain 24
OP needs to follow up on whether they got the job or not
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PiinkVanilla 15
Well, as someone who appreciates boobs, I think her chances of getting that job may be higher than yours.
iOceanus 18
Am I the only one wondering how old she is, because that changes everything.
PrimeEvilTahir 24
Not to hijack your comment but I'm getting tired of people asking if OP got the job.. So here is the answer so people stop asking: OP got the job and turned out to be extremely successful. OP is now a CEO of one of fortune 500 companies and living up the dream. As for the flashy sister she continued her trashy lifestyle and got into serious trouble by the law. OP had to bail her out and now is supporting her financially to get stable job in her life which does not require boob flashing (we all love them but we need to keep some boundaries) Both OP and her sister live happily ever after... THE END! P.S. This all happened today as the FML tells you...
justtheotherguy 12
Ohhh that is one blow(n) job
rocker_chick105 31
49- you still are a threadjacker
teentee401 37
#49: All FMLs are required to start with "Today" whether they actually happened today or not. So it may not have happened today.
PrimeEvilTahir 24
#60 - I added that part as humor but sadly it wasn't taken in that sense. You win some comments and you lose some. My last comment was a lost... Carry on people... :-)
PiinkVanilla 15
Ohhh. :D I got top comment! This is a first for me, I was so surprised when I saw my name on the homepage.
illegalbeagle69 23
Holy ****! This is a hijacking?!
feelingold 18
Did anyone else notice how visits to #1's profile rocketed since she told us she appreciates boobs? Nicely done #1.
htownpostman 16
Seriously, who even read this long, droll comment.. Who cares what you're sick of..
PiinkVanilla 15
#105 Why wouldn't I appreciate breasts? They're amazing! All girls own a beautiful pair, no matter the size. They have the ability to feed infants... for free. They make the best pillow for your partner when watching movies. They're pretty damn amazing, imo.
Petey801 5
I also appreciate boobs! That makes 2 of us! Yayyy! Will you flash me so I can appreciate yours?
Petey801 5
:)
akorpija 12
Thunder Bay! I went to LU years ago :D
SmoothPancakes 10
Job blocked by your own sister. That's gotta sting.
imaxmain 24
OP needs to follow up on whether they got the job or not
anniesje 11
Now you have the breast chance of getting in!
helenelle 2
I actually died laughing
J215B 33
Maybe your potential boss will be flattered and you'll get hired so he can get closer to your sister. A job is a job.
SmoothPancakes 10
Or he could just skip OP and hire OP's sister and be much much closer to the sister.
Wakachulak 22
No, he needs to hire OP so he can nail the sister without getting in trouble with HR
Rallred32 20
Yeah, no one wants to talk to Toby.
Da_Case_10 8
#106 hahaha only certain people will get that haha! Poor Toby!
World_Burner 13
plot twist: OP's sister is underaged..
drshn 22
shouldn't it be a job for a job.
MinaGermania 12
So does she do that to any hot guy she sees?
mageepaigeee44 15
I know I do.
RyanBair 8
Dang you'd go crazy around me then
JayBunny 16
It sounds like such a slutty move....
equitationbound 22
Hey, she could've boosted your chances, OP!
fsomelife 26
boobsted
tacojauns 45
"And that's how you get a job" -Interviewer
A07 48
Maybe your sister might get a job as well now.
hellnosucka 27
a ******** perhaps?
cjlerch 29
89 - Why would his sister RECEIVE a ********?
Adam5858 17
You'll have your chance to get payback when she has the same problem
SkyDog 9
OP will just run into her room, look at her screen, and go "Damn he's ******* hot" before flashing his dick to the interviewer?