Today, some guys were doing construction on my house, when one of them came over and started asking me about my "hot sister". That "sister" is my 13-year-old daughter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Today, my dad got upset when one of his employees showed a romantic interest in my mom. Both parents were totally fine, though, with that same employee announcing his engagement to my 15-year-old sister. FML
Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year-old daughter. FML
Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I met my older sister's cute male roommate. Everything was going smoothly until he asked if I was her mother. I’m only 20. FML
Today, while I was working, my friend stopped by and visited with me a moment. After she left, my client asked me if she was my daughter. My friend is 32 and I'm 27. FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML
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jessaiee 17
Well... At least it means you look young!
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Or it means your daughter looks older, is 'well-developed' or dresses inappropriately, or the guy has bad judgement... let's not jump to conclusions too quickly.... oh wait, this is FML, it's what people do here.
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Comments (131)
amifaiyaz 12
That's not creepy at all.
halloimramdom 5
Haha your daughter must be hot..
kaduzy 12
Either you look really young (in which case, congrats) or she looks too old for her age. You might want to talk to her about how to dress and act in an age-appropriate manner before something worse happens to her.
stomp13 10
You can seal that guy up in one of the new walls...
Funnyguyproblems 1
Take that as a compliment. He thinks you're really young.
TheAuditor 4
A: That means you look young. B: That means your daughter's hot, which is hereditary so you're most likely hot too. C: He probably doesn't even care about your daughter and tried to basically call you young on purpose, meaning he's flirting with you, not your daughter. BTW: Has anyone else noticed teen girls looking older for their age recently? I've had multiple occasions where I would think a girl is 14-16 and find out after talking that, they're really 12-13. It's... strange. Not that I'm complaining, but... Idk.
Bludmagnus 13
That spells trouble, for your daughter if she is that well developed at that age, and you, because I see a lot of ass kicking in your future of guys who don't get the she's underage part.
Roshniann_96 3
He must have been complimenting you by calling your daughter your sister!!! Or atleast he thought you were young enough to be your daughters sister!!! Both ways it's a good thing
nachoiscool11 1
Pedophiles
fantasyworld 39
That's creepy.