Today, some guys were doing construction on my house, when one of them came over and started asking me about my "hot sister". That "sister" is my 13-year-old daughter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Today, my dad got upset when one of his employees showed a romantic interest in my mom. Both parents were totally fine, though, with that same employee announcing his engagement to my 15-year-old sister. FML
Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year-old daughter. FML
Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I met my older sister's cute male roommate. Everything was going smoothly until he asked if I was her mother. I’m only 20. FML
Today, while I was working, my friend stopped by and visited with me a moment. After she left, my client asked me if she was my daughter. My friend is 32 and I'm 27. FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML
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Top comments
jessaiee 17
Well... At least it means you look young!
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Or it means your daughter looks older, is 'well-developed' or dresses inappropriately, or the guy has bad judgement... let's not jump to conclusions too quickly.... oh wait, this is FML, it's what people do here.
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Comments (131)
ImGucci 8
I smell a sex offender
TheElBurrrito 21
Hey! Hit it before the hair does!
courtz94 24
Looks can be very deceiving. Hopefully it's cause you look younger and not her looking older.
thrAsHeRr9081 16
I don't know what it is, but kids these days tend to look older than what they really are... It's the hormones in the meat ;-)
Helldemon 32
I would hope it's because the daughter looks older, because otherwise you are saying you're hoping he is knowingly hitting on a 13 yr old girl.
kinky44 28
That's exactly what they're saying. He said kids look older than they are, and nothing about hoping to hit on a young girl.
purebliss_fml 19
I really hope you let them know she is 13 and you're her mother. If they aren't disgusting pedophiles they would have felt quite embarrassed.
DjeePee 25
Ugh, what is it with the terrible misuse of the word 'pedophile'?
CharresBarkrey 16
18 - Pedophile - (n.) An adult who is sexually attracted to a child or children. Sounds pretty ******* spot on.
DjeePee 25
Children =/= teenagers, mate. There's a difference in wanting to penetrate your 4-year old cousin (= pedophilia) or your 14-year old cousin (= hebephilia or ephebophilia).
Wakachulak 22
Why the hell did you go with cousins here?!
AnimeBitch 14
If a 13 year old makes the cut as not childlike or a not a child, in relation to sex, then sure, misuse of the word. Buuuuuut legally, pedophilia as well as statutory rape even with consent, it's wrong with whatever you name it, honey.
NoMore_CoolNames 14
29- Is it that ******* serious?
graceinsheepwear 34
32, because bringing incest into the discussion always clears things up.
MrBean1561 5
Holy crap you're an idiot.
monnanon 14
actually 29 is right. while still called pedophilia in the eys of the law it is not actually pedophilia. pedo in latin is child meaning a prepubesent human. at 13 thr girl is no longer prepubescent but is going through puberty giving it another defination. doesnt make it any less wrong to be hitting on her though.
ZeroPath5 16
If someone has sex and is 17 or younger, they can be charged with pedophilism. While 13-17 may not seem like a child to you, you're not considered an adult until you're 18. Teenagers are children as well in the eyes of the law.
ksktwin84 14
92, Although it's rare, it's still possible for a 13 year-old girl to be prepubescent
Zimmington 21
93- actually 17 is the age of consent in some states. Meaning no statutory.
monnanon 14
@93 i said in the eyes of the law so maybe try reading a full comment before you reply. as i already explained there is a seperate philia for pubscents or adolescents but for the law it is easier to make it all one crime. also the age of consent here is 16 so having sex with a 17 year old is just sex.
AboveAll04 14
he just wants to put the tip in ;) it doesn't even count !
Wakachulak 22
I... don't have anything worse to say about you.
SlapAndTickle 20
Wow #19. This isn't 4chan ya ****.
DrownedMyFish 18
19, Why don't you take a seat over there?
graceinsheepwear 34
Yeah, the seat right next to the officer's desk.
azzy94 7
It's so hard to judge a girls age these days... But FYL OP. I hope you tell the workers that she's your underaged 13 year old daughter.
lwonderful 11
The upside is that you look young! The downside: she was your daughter
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Whatever your daughter looks like or dresses like, a guy coming to you to ask about your "hot" relative is creepy and inappropriate in any case.
B0nb0N09 12
True. They're doing a job not socialising
Cazz91 21
Puberty hit your daughter quite hard if those men think other wise unless they are pedophiles that know better on the age. The up side is that you're not considered to be old looking, that can come in handy the older you become.
threer 30
Spicy.
OnlyTheDarkest 17
I was thirteen and guys were hitting on me like that too... *Wakes from drean* Huh what??