Today, I was in the shower getting ready for a date, when my older sister thought it would be a laugh to turn out the light. Getting out of the shower to turn it back on, I slipped and hit on my head on the counter. Thanks, sis. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML
Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML
Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
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auburnvans 0
I hope you got her back.
eeeeeeee 5
Why are you on FML and not kicking her ass?
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Comments (151)
auburnvans 0
I hope you got her back.
Averizzle 0
While she is sleeping you should stick a cucumber covered in fire ants, in her ******. O_o
gingersnapper 0
Just don't forget the camcorder!
HeresReality 0
averizzle, your a sick bastard. that's a creepy nasty sadistic fantasy
MadaZer0 8
That would be funny however :P
iAlwaysYDI 0
YDI for having a stupid sister.
OmgGuessWhatChic 0
dont forget some glue/quick drying cement
StoryOfTheYear 15
lol 16, I think that would be quite funny to watch, she deserves it tho
StoryOfTheYear 15
apparently snickerdoodle (kriptonite) has had gingervitus her whole life, even as a baby
tab13 0
I like that idea #11
Terwilliger 0
murder her..... or a little less extreme, shave her eyebrows in her sleep
myman47 0
u should eat her out;)
spidergirl41 0
Get her back? That would make you just as bad as her! And azz, that's a little much. She didn't push her sister down and do that, she just turned the light off. Sure it wasn't okay, but holy crap! YOU'RE the idiot who slipped.
jeaniechic 0
that's sick, azzi lol
YeahFMLxX 0
YEAH tie her to the radiator and make her take "the stranger" that'll make her never want to look you in the eye again!
myman47 0
u should stuff a live lobster up her vag. then a hornets nest. then shave her head and break her arms while she is tied up. then put it on YouTube. happy valentines day ;)
majones 0
YDI for not having a win sense of humor like your sister.
ipodtouchhaxer 0
2day my bitchy sister wrote an fml about me. fml. JEW@@@@@
sc95060sc 0
hahaha ya shave her eyebrows!
babybubz 0
WTF @ all the sick and twisted comments
Austino713 0
wtf my man?!?!??!?!
ro2 0
looool man
armadilloz 0
slap the bitch with ur dates ****
coolster56 0
wow you hit your head no-one cares
mylifeblows32 0
then take a shit on her that's what I do to my girlfriend if she gets out if line
mylifeblows32 0
hey
apfunction 0
#16: welcome to the internet, clearly you haven't been here long.
TYbarnes1995 13
Cam down satan
iCJ86 0
wow u have a reallygreat sister
ImRawrtastic 0
lol I wish I had a sis lyk that..
YeahFMLxX 0
your kinda hot D: !
sum1savemeh 0
your beautiful!
lonewolfxxx 0
I'm sure she gets that a lot. therefore, whenever you say it, it will not get you any closer to hooking up with her. but wth, you're cute. Just saying.
Almostskater22 0
haha all of the above :)
iRawrrrx33 0
I'd slap her :)
greeneyedgoalie7 0
arse? 0.o bahaha
ImRawrtastic 0
lol bech slap
jakeTS 0
bitch slap her for that
mylifeblows32 0
take a dump on her that's what I do to keep my girl in line
bobnorris 0
slap a ho!!!
R3kli3 10
get karma and bitch slap that ho!
eeeeeeee 5
Why are you on FML and not kicking her ass?
cocaimy 0
good point. go get her !
jamesyy 0
so...you have a compter in your bath room?
BigBoii123456 0
get her back
imran3216 0
there's a fml app on iPhone/iPod touch.
Warez_fml 12
So... You think she fell, hit her head and went on FML the next second? You really didn't consider her doing it a bit later or even another day?
forrealkhallil 0
haha that sucks. ur sisters a dick
Tigg3r 3
well said my friend. Well said.
mponce12 0
I want a bj
ShallowWerewolf 0
win
smithy0989 0
don't we all?
YeahFMLxX 0
thankyou #49 you indeed put it into perspective: all girl are dicks bro.