Today, some guys were doing construction on my house, when one of them came over and started asking me about my "hot sister". That "sister" is my 13-year-old daughter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Today, my dad got upset when one of his employees showed a romantic interest in my mom. Both parents were totally fine, though, with that same employee announcing his engagement to my 15-year-old sister. FML
Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year-old daughter. FML
Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I met my older sister's cute male roommate. Everything was going smoothly until he asked if I was her mother. I’m only 20. FML
Today, while I was working, my friend stopped by and visited with me a moment. After she left, my client asked me if she was my daughter. My friend is 32 and I'm 27. FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML
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Top comments
jessaiee 17
Well... At least it means you look young!
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Or it means your daughter looks older, is 'well-developed' or dresses inappropriately, or the guy has bad judgement... let's not jump to conclusions too quickly.... oh wait, this is FML, it's what people do here.
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Comments (131)
jessaiee 17
Well... At least it means you look young!
gabbi630 16
Yeah, take it as something positive.
Dracoboxer357 36
1- Hopefully, it just means he didn't get a close look at her daugther at all, but just assumes Op's younger than she appears. Hopefully. :p
lennelleong 33
It don't matter, she's still jailbait. /in a nasal cowboy drawl.
perdix 31
Yes, but it means she's the ugly older sister.
Rawr6591 21
or that the kid looks old
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Or it means your daughter looks older, is 'well-developed' or dresses inappropriately, or the guy has bad judgement... let's not jump to conclusions too quickly.... oh wait, this is FML, it's what people do here.
yupitssoph 18
It shouldn't matter if she "dresses inappropriately." The man was hired to do work on OP's house... Not try and pick up the women who are living there. His comment is unacceptable and unprofessional no matter if OP's daughter was 12 or 20.
Jjimen1654 9
Wow 36 you really over thought this.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
36- I thumbed you up....by accident. You completely missed the point as well.
\ 28
Some girls try too hard.
aeonsoul 12
Well we gotta come up with conclusions, esp when none are provided for us! That's part of the fun of it :D
yupitssoph 18
I'm sorry, but if I hired someone to come work on my house, I'd want them to do their job. That's all I was trying to say.
Daiyuki 5
Yeah, because it's so terrible to ask about a hot girl..? As soon as he found out she was 13 he probably backed off in a hurry.
DracoSpirita 21
118 - When I was that age some guy I didn't even know propositioned me and said it didn't matter how old I was or that I was a virgin and a lesbian, he just wanted sex because he hasn't had any in a while. I'm not saying the guy at OP's house didn't back off, some people can just be creepy as ****.
beneathitallxx 15
Tell him her age and I'm sure it will change the situation.
MasterTron 24
Unfortunately it may not
beneathitallxx 15
The sad part is that you're right. It may not.
30361 10
The sad part is that you repeated exactly what number 6 said
TourettesGuyFTW 26
22, the sad part is, you can't read.
Nick_Le_Geek 10
The sad part is, you've got a crazy cat about to attack you and this comment has nothing to do with anything relating to the FML.
Virtual_BS 13
The sad part is: there's so many sad commenters finding sad parts.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
63- the sad part is, you broke the chain.
Nick_Le_Geek 10
The sad part is sad.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
The sad part is.
FML_Whale 18
The sad part.
SammyS2012 21
The sad
Mahtari 19
AGE IS JUST A NUMBER
\ 28
And jail is just a room.
Original_Outcast 23
And the man behind you is totally not going to make you his bitch.
confundo 7
sad
WafflebotO_O 4
part
Zimmington 21
is
sirpantselot 22
that
Ambiguous404 6
you
TourettesGuyFTW 26
cried
Ashamed_Sister 60
Kick him out.
NoMore_CoolNames 14
What? Kick who out? OP mentioned no man living there.
dallaschloe2 15
I'm sure the workmen would feel embarrassed to learn she is 13. Unless they're pedophiles, then in that case, break their legs. have them killed.
noldier 5
53, you can kick someone out of your home without them living there Right on 67!
jogihoppa8343 23
however that sounds no good for your 13yrs old daughter. you need to take care of her.
clueless05 12
This could be good or bad. Let's look at the positives: -you look young -you have a pretty daughter And now the negatives: -old men are creepily watching your young daughter. Technically, the positives out weigh the negatives so be positive and look at the silver lining! For more life evaluations, life coaching and lessons in positive thinking call 04383827383 Oops that was Perdix's number...
FaygoAndMiracles 18
The guys aren't necessarily old men, and, if they thought that the Mother and Daughter were sisters, it might mean that the Daughter looks the same age as the Mother, even if they aren't the same age.
gsagunner 5
he could have been 18 and just started working. and maybe his daughter looks older than 13. maybe she looks 15 or 16.
LennyComa 39
New workers required
thefailgurl96 11
I wouldn't know whether to be upset, or happy....
fc418 3
BITCH SLAP!
brittyboo123 35
And what did you say to him?