Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's sister and within a few hours we were in love. Seriously, personality-wise I’ve had more fun today just talking with her sister than I have for over a year dating my girlfriend, including the sex. We don’t want to cheat and hurt her sister. This sucks. FML
Today, I was supposed to get married. Instead, my sister made up a story about me cheating on my fiancé at the bachelorette party. He bought it and dumped me, despite there being no evidence of this. Turns out it was all a plan because they were secretly seeing each other for months. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML
Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know three hours ago, before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML
Today, I discovered my sister's fiance's name multiple times in the guestbooks of the hotel I work at, each time with a different woman, so I told her and she dumped him. It turns out it was a guy who had the same name, but it wasn't him. He won't take her back, and now she hates me. I thought I was being a good sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
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Top comments
z_vet 0
Stupid joke. It's your sister, how can you do such a thing to her?
2random 0
your the worst sister in the world !
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Comments (49)
z_vet 0
Stupid joke. It's your sister, how can you do such a thing to her?
danyfuckinheatle 0
your a meany Bo Beany.
Gorsbug823 0
how is that a joke?
TempestJones 0
agreed. sounds more like F her life!
iliveinthesky_fml 0
someones a jealous sister. you bitch.
TheCurlyTheory 0
well I for one hate my sisters slutty guts.(:
GiddywithGlee43 9
I don't think he relized it was her boyfriend, and I think that he was targeting the guy as the victim of the joke.
2random 0
your the worst sister in the world !
ZombieSlaya115 17
You're*
spacepractice 0
this is some serious dumb shit.
chinointhemornin 0
i think you all have it wrong... i think the guy she told that to coincidentally was the same guy... notice it refers to the guy as "some guy"
Lou_Briccant 0
That's pretty ****** up. In all honesty, don't be surprised when rumours start spreading about you.
icanhazfmlz 0
ohlawd
pussaayy 0
Haha, smooth!
PureGold 0
Wow, that was so uncool of you :(. I feel bad for your sister.
supafly208 0
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haha that sucks. you did that cuz you didn't want your sister screwing him...and how she's gonna rebound and screw everyone on your block. nicely done big bro!! you're gonna be an uncle soon. yeS!
koolkat27 13
OP is a girl... and OP was never being protective of her sister.
Bedtimes 0
that's harsh. :[