Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. I was genuinely surprised—and also genuinely hungover from celebrating my birthday alone the night before because they'd all told me they were busy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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