Today, some guys were doing construction on my house, when one of them came over and started asking me about my "hot sister". That "sister" is my 13-year-old daughter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Today, my dad got upset when one of his employees showed a romantic interest in my mom. Both parents were totally fine, though, with that same employee announcing his engagement to my 15-year-old sister. FML
Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year-old daughter. FML
Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I met my older sister's cute male roommate. Everything was going smoothly until he asked if I was her mother. I’m only 20. FML
Today, while I was working, my friend stopped by and visited with me a moment. After she left, my client asked me if she was my daughter. My friend is 32 and I'm 27. FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML
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jessaiee 17
Well... At least it means you look young!
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Or it means your daughter looks older, is 'well-developed' or dresses inappropriately, or the guy has bad judgement... let's not jump to conclusions too quickly.... oh wait, this is FML, it's what people do here.
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Comments (131)
Bloodjoker 11
How old are YOU that you got confused with the brother? Of a 13 year old nonetheless
ChakatBlackstar 29
Where did "brother" come from? OP got confused for her daughter's sister.
DontSaveMe 16
This means either: -Your daughter is well-developed -Your daughter dresses inappropriately -You look young -That guy is a pedo I hope it's the first or third option...
prdp 7
How is her daughter's choice of clothes relevant at all? What someone decides to do with their body doesn't warrant or justify unwanted comments.
1lowscort 8
Because if you dress inapprpriately like many women do, wear makeup that makes you look older and are built like an adult, then it makes it a lot harder to guess on the age. Feel free to dress however you want to, but don't be surprised when you are treated differently because of it. Saying you can dress in next to nothing and people should treat you no differently is like saying you should be able to go in a lion pen and slap a lion cub and its that asshole lion fault for eating your face.
worldclassrager 41
I would take that as a complement...you don't look your age...and that's an asset...
Warmonger_Smurf 29
I'm going to go with both sides. My guess is that the mother looks young and the daughter looks older. I knew a mother and daughter who were the opposite of this. Mom looked a few years older, and the daughter who I thought was thirteen turned out to be nineteen.
ultra_notorious 26
excellent assessment, my thoughts as well
said_aha 7
he means that she is hotter than you are .. that's hurts .. sorry
ughfmltears 12
There's a lot of bad mothers who let ppl abuse their kids sexually and physically just because those guys make them feel pretty or young... Those women get all excited and dgaf about their kids.. The guy thought this was the case where all it would take was a Lil flirting and he would get some from both the mom and daughter!!
ughfmltears 12
Pervs say shit like that some are more straight up and tell mothers their daughter is sexy beautiful blah blah this guy was a Lil slicker all while making the mom feel young...
burningmemory 5
Okay people who keep saying "oh it means" or "take it as a positive-" UH. Would you want YOUR 13 year old ogled by anyone? Its disgusting. Just because a young girl might like good doesn't give you permission to call her hot or feel anything towards her. Disgusting.
B0nb0N09 12
Thank god somebody said that
B0nb0N09 12
Chuck those creeps out
CookieLovesBoo 16
Did you punch him?