Today, some guys were doing construction on my house, when one of them came over and started asking me about my "hot sister". That "sister" is my 13-year-old daughter. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Today, my dad got upset when one of his employees showed a romantic interest in my mom. Both parents were totally fine, though, with that same employee announcing his engagement to my 15-year-old sister. FML
Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year-old daughter. FML
Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I met my older sister's cute male roommate. Everything was going smoothly until he asked if I was her mother. I’m only 20. FML
Today, while I was working, my friend stopped by and visited with me a moment. After she left, my client asked me if she was my daughter. My friend is 32 and I'm 27. FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML
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Top comments
jessaiee 17
Well... At least it means you look young!
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Or it means your daughter looks older, is 'well-developed' or dresses inappropriately, or the guy has bad judgement... let's not jump to conclusions too quickly.... oh wait, this is FML, it's what people do here.
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Comments (131)
JanisEvans 10
You did realise there was a compliment in there, OP?
SlapAndTickle 20
Yeah because the compliment should be more important. /sarcasm.
everton99 16
Or maybe he's just Mexican? No racism intended, but they marry a lot younger than Americans do.
angel8feb 8
You should be happy that u look so young that he thought u were her sister :)
XxcaitanatorXx 12
Oh god that's disgusting fyl op
Prissysaurus 3
With the way most parents allow their young daughters dress now I'm not shocked at all and believe you deserve it.
Zebediabolical 45
"Dude. She's only 13." "Yeah. Finally!" Before you downvote and jump on me, please not that I'm quoting a Bette Middler moving from 2000 called 'Drowning Mona'. These do not represent my actual thoughts on the matter.
bribritaytay 11
Take it as a compliment! (:
jazalea8 16
Has some of you thought that the "sister" aka the daughter, might look older than she really was.
evolute72113 9
Don't make something so hot
monster216 7
arent u proud! u r young and your daughter is hot!