Today, a friend offered to have sex with me, since I'm a 19 year old virgin who's only been kissed. He then added on that I would have to give him my Wii in return. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML
Today, I was with the guy I am seeing and I were fooling around in my room. I asked him if he wanted to have sex. He said he didn't have time because he had to go play Mario Kart. FML
Today, I was propositioned by an incredibly pretty girl. I'm a 24 year old virgin; she's my best mate's girlfriend. She tells him everything when drunk, and he's a black-belt in karate. This could officially be classified as torture. FML
Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML
Today, after years of no sex, a friend of mine told me she would like some benefits. I got too excited and came before even putting it in. FML
Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in his bed watching football when it went to commercial. He started kissing my neck and trying to get me turned on. Then I remembered we'd be going to visit his mom soon, where we'd be playing Wii. That thought turned me on more than my boyfriend did. FML
Today, my brother offered me $20 to practice his kissing on me for his date later this evening. FML
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Top comments
AnneFTW 17
Why would you have sex with a random "friend" just so you wouldn't be a virgin?? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!
allmidnighteyes 11
Does he get to put his Wiimote in your charging dock?
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Comments (194)
lexilovesyou 0
Lol woww loser
Lmao_xD 0
agreed. did u do it?
davelociraptor 0
FAKE, I have worked in this industry for over ten years and can tell that this is obviously photoshopped
DrunkIrishman 0
You must be commenting on the wrong stuff a LOT davelociraptor, cuz this is neither a photo nor is it photoshopped. But kudos to you for working in the industry. The kitten ones are always my favorite.
bloodthorn 4
come to orlando. i'll **** you for free
blargity 0
#1 how is she a loser? and to anyone who thinks she was trying to not be a virgin anymore, she wasn't necessarily looking for sex too many people on here misread these and then flame someone like this girl which ironically makes them a dumbass i hope she didn't do it
Immortal_Sins 0
Yo i will smash you right now where you live at ahaha
Jessaly_fml 0
I wouldn't give up a Wii for sex but I would definitely have sex for a Wii.
NoIsoldeForTris 0
werd i agree, that guys an ass thats bananas
greendaygirl999 5
Who wouldn't have sex for a wii? lol
Alicia_Raven7 0
Wiis suck anyways. get a playstation3 or xbox 360. :)
nosedive1994 0
GIVE HIM THE WII AND GET LAID!!! IT'S TOTALLY WORTH IT!
luvpav 0
she could just stand on the corner and get paid for being laid. Then she could buy another Wii. ;p
MissSarcasm01 18
Girlfriend, you're not even in the catagory to try to crack that one.
Justine94_x 31
She's not a loser for being a virgin at 19, I know quite a few people who are at that age...
cacheson 42
I've decided that this means the friend is the loser. Clearly makes more sense...
sajeta 0
well, did you do it?
Enoch134 0
is it a she or a he
cBlackout 13
the wii sucks anyway
allmidnighteyes 11
Does he get to put his Wiimote in your charging dock?
ScaryyMary 14
LMAO
DrAwesome 6
Pure win. Thank you, that made my day. :D
slushpup9696 12
Isn't he supposed to give you his wee? Oh, Wii... like the gaming device. I get it now.
AnneFTW 17
Why would you have sex with a random "friend" just so you wouldn't be a virgin?? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!
DameGreyWulf 1
Agreed. Ugh, my friends tried to pull a similar stunt on me. You know, the first time is special AND WILL PROBABLY SUCK at least a little, so you don't just go out and find some random dick. (durrhurr, pun, but seriously, your friend is a douche, OP, don't be ashamed to be virgin)
UncleverName_FYL 0
lol #12 i read it as "dick" the first time, not jerk..... and why is it that the guy is always considered a dick just because the girl doesn’t know him very well. Girls, most guys aren't all dicks... most of us have arms, legs, and a torso too.
DameGreyWulf 1
LMFAO Well, I didn't necessarily mean it quite like that, but I did say dick so... Elaborating, I meant to not just sleep with a random guy to lose your virginity. You need a nice guy you've known well enough for a good while now, and is going to be willing to do snugglies afterward. I'm sure you're going to need those snugglies. As a strong-willed bitch, I definitely don't like the "most likely will be crying" possibility, so I'd like my first guy to be someone I feel I can be that open with. Random dude, even a friend, does not count as someone like that. Ahem... That will be the end of my corniness. [slinks away]
xxlillyxx 0
#4.... i know... maby he was thinking of superbad n she was goin off to college...
shirvon100 0
she kid die that next day and not ever experience the gloryess fealing know as sex, so personally better her having sex with one of her good friends that she knows and trust then not at all.
troyboyd05 0
And Shirvon died before experiencing the glorious feeling of being able to spell.
McDonaldsworker 4
ha ha (insane joker laughter) ha ha
KrazyKatz3 26
Hahaha.... I did that
Xerosnake90 0
schlpschlpschlpschlp That's the sound of me sucking ****.
bohemond_fml 0
Either that or has some really weird idea that sex has to be with a true love or something like that. Seriously, sex is just sex. If you want it then no reason not to do it with a friend. Uptight people could easily be virgins til way longer than they should be.
lmmmr 0
Who are you to decide when they should and shouldn't be? If they are what you describe as "uptight" then they are probably perfectly happy with their chosen lifestyle. Stop passing judgment on others just because you think your "alternative" lifestyle is so much cooler.
Dosse 0
LMFAO. that's quite unfortunate...
caramelize 0
Your friend is kind of a manwhore. Don't take him up on it.
fmh123 0
Not that big of a deal that woman are virgins, being a virgin can be a good thing
JORK 1
yeah, you definitely shouldnt be so self conscious about it
oopsyipooped 0
jackass crew why dont u make more episodes :(
iH8myLiF3 0
I wouldn't give up a Wii. You must be pretty ugly..
TASagent 0
IDK... The Wii has been a very disappointing system. But then again, the sex will probably be disappointing too... Don't know what to recommend, OP.