Today, one week after my girlfriend berated me for not being invested enough in our relationship, I proposed to her. Her answer? "I meant give me an orgasm, not a ring!" FML
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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
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muhaidib 2
what the ****?
Wheredidgrungego 12
On the bright side, orgasms are cheaper than rings!
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Comments (130)
canadian_ftw 8
maybe she should communicate more...
motero 0
way 2 read signals
KamilleBlack 3
Maybe u should try giving her an ******.... I'm just sayin. :/
oliver86 8
You think he isn't trying?
gwadafiesta_fml 2
well obviously not trying hard enough...
razeleet 0
Maybe shes to busy bitching about him not being invested enough to notice that hes trying to get into her pants? Therefore, YDI it for dating a bitch, but also FYL for wasting your money on the bitch. Oh wait, nope you still deserve it.
IHeartJimi02 0
If she is faking it and not telling him that he isn't satisfying her then f his life. if she is telling him and he still isn't succeeding then he deserves it.
zivlaks 0
she likes twilight, her hobbies include being awesome and. ...wait what? srysly lame.
clarissa_Gyall 0
#58 I have to agree with you!. TRUE DAT!!
CrzyBitz 0
comment 4 ... apparently not!! lol!! if she was getting good she wouldn't have left him. read some books watch some **** something.
zinoxity 23
... I'm just going to take a guess here that you're under 16. **** isn't real, it never is and never will be. the girls in said **** are actresses, they act like they're having orgasms, but most of the time, they don't.
Jizwold 0
u can tell when it's real though. on a side note I have a **** addiction so I know my shit.
nybsucubos 5
Wow man you were way off
rattusrattus 19
At least she wasn't one of those crazy "MARRY ME YOU ****** OR I WILL INSERT MY STILETTO HEELS INTO YOUR ARSE" bitches.
minktheshrink 0
OP deserves it for not being able to please a woman! If you would have been able to give it to her right she wouldn't have asked and you wouldn't have wasted your money since she obviously doesn't want that right now.
DjeePee 25
Indeed. Your girlfriend is complaining about the relationship, why, OP, did you think that it would then be the right time to propose? YDI. And if you are a selfish lover who doesn't put effort to make sex joyable for your girlfriend, you deserve a double YDI.
klmay34 0
well she seems nice...shes a keeper!!
Ninjafriends 1
She didn't want you to buy her a ring, she wanted you to buy her a vibrator.
mintcar 10
Is that the /only/ reason why you proposed to her?
Prolusive 5
I think so.