Today, one week after my girlfriend berated me for not being invested enough in our relationship, I proposed to her. Her answer? "I meant give me an orgasm, not a ring!" FML
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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
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Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
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muhaidib 2
what the ****?
Wheredidgrungego 12
On the bright side, orgasms are cheaper than rings!
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Comments (130)
THEmuffinpan 0
This depends in how long you've been together. A few months... a ring is probably a but far.
stro88 6
sounds like someone needs to extenz it up or work on your stick magic.
whitedeath15 0
she said yes right
LoneArchangel 0
I'm surprised no one has called out the fact that he proposed to her because he thinks she was pressuring him. A guy should propose when he's 100% certain that she's the one he wants to be with for the rest of his life, not cause he thinks she's pressuring him to. And please, if he could give women orgasms with a snap of his fingers, wouldn't that make him less invested in the relationship because then he can get plenty of easy *****? Other options, temptations, etc.
BogJuan 5
Actually people did point that out.
BogJuan 5
Oops... that was a comment posted after you did.
Chris19801012 0
Your such a puss!! Really, ask her to marry you?! Live your life and have fun.
Chris19801012 0
Your such a puss!! Really, ask her to marry you?! Live your life and have fun.
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
If you can't give her those, she shouldn't marry you. That would only end badly. She probably has one foot out the door and this is your warning. A guy who is selfish is not worth wasting time on. Time to up your game!
purple_sarah88 0
This is sad because either you have not even been with her long enough to figure out what she likes in bed and you're already pushing for marriage or you've been together long enough to logically consider marriage and you've not given her an ****** yet! Either way she does not sound that invested in the relationship and you guys need to, you know, communicate!
Lisa89 3
Why on Earth would you propose to her because she pressured (instead of doing it because you both feel ready)?? YDI on some levels for thinking that would solve everything instead of both learning to communicate properly, also for staying with a girl who clearly sounds like a bit of a fail. FYL.
AbelAbel 1
Her pleasure is just as important as Your own. and obviously your to focused on yourself in the bedroom.