Today, one week after my girlfriend berated me for not being invested enough in our relationship, I proposed to her. Her answer? "I meant give me an orgasm, not a ring!" FML
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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
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muhaidib 2
what the ****?
Wheredidgrungego 12
On the bright side, orgasms are cheaper than rings!
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Comments (130)
CandidateForWax 0
So your instant reaction to a girl wanting a better relationship is to always assume she wants marriage? YDI and this laziness of thought probably relates to your laziness in bed too. Go down on your woman properly and man the **** up.
rayquaza5000 4
Tell her not to worry, there will be more to come!
premiermois 5
Or not, if he can't get her off.
ManderPandaa12 0
God, I hope she was joking...
cautioninc 0
Maybe she'd have been happy if the ring was one of the vibrating ones that slip on your junk...
Katiebondara 0
Thats a bit harsh, maybe she should have brought that up while you were together rather than announce it on your grand gesture! You should just send her on her way to a few online stores! Youre probably better off without her!
Faleni 4
ok tell you're gf to help you out and tell you how to improve the sex life it shouldn't all just be on you there needs to be communication! and if she's a bitch about grow a pair and dump her because if that's the case she's not worth it.
ohmek 0
Ok so i'm guessing since you proposed to her you've been at least dating for a long time. If you haven't been able to give her an ****** since the time you started dating be happy she is still with you and ask her what really turns her on.
shay224ah 5
i agree
youangerme 0
Just take the ring back and break it off. Sounds like a spoilt brat. And not to mention, it's really hard to make girls cum! Chances are, not even she can make herself cum!
dt520 4
might wanna get that done a few times before asking that...
jcdiva7 0
That is rude and bitchy. She should have been happy to get a ring
withered 30
How dares she say no when she doesn't want marriage! She should be glad he proposed and be grateful for the ring! How dares she have her own desires!