Today, one week after my girlfriend berated me for not being invested enough in our relationship, I proposed to her. Her answer? "I meant give me an orgasm, not a ring!" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
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muhaidib 2
what the ****?
Wheredidgrungego 12
On the bright side, orgasms are cheaper than rings!
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Comments (130)
marco20 5
ouch! definitely FYL!
awesomelikethat 0
Fyl
mathow 3
First
RaizerBerry 3
Have sex with he and right as she's about to ******, pull out and watch TV.
wellnowwhat 6
Run like hell OP. You got your signals way crossed and that's your own fault, but it takes guts to propose and any woman who won't even acknowledge that effort isn't worth your time.
stavik96 0
Let's do like Vlad the Impaler with all the"first" people
valkyire 8
"I won't marry you unless you can make me ******" seems fair enough to me
DecisiveBull 9
I died a little inside...
fantasyworld 39
It seems she won't be happy with anything.
withered 30
A really radical thought: Try talking about marriage with your partner before proposing just because you want to marry. You know, so you know if they want to marry too? Or at least don't get offended when you propose out of the blue and get rejected.