Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of us getting married some day. She said she wasn't sure about me yet and that we may want to go in different directions soon. We've been dating for three years and I had the ring in my pocket at the moment. FML
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six years burst into tears and said yes repeatedly when I presented her with a ring. I then had to explain that it was a promise ring, not an engagement ring. She looked me in the eye and dumped me on the spot. Apparently, promise rings are for teenagers, not couples in their thirties. FML
Today, I finally made the last payment on the beautiful engagement ring I bought and proposed with - two years ago. To my ex-girlfriend, who said no and promptly started sleeping with one of my friends. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost four years was breaking up with me when she captioned an Instagram post saying, "Who else besides me is going into 2018 single?" I had already bought an engagement ring. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
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Top comments
SirEBC 7
Don't put it on your balls.
Wuuper 0
damn, sorry dude
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Comments (155)
SirEBC 7
Don't put it on your balls.
ctc1818 0
lol
zelinaaa 0
ha!!
CryMoreFMLs 15
Hehe but that always gets the ladies!
I_R_Genius 3
I....I don't know what to say to this one. So, I'll just say this. Shit happens, get over it.
I_R_Genius 3
I...I don't know what to say on this one. Shit happens, get over it.
Agiggleaday 0
Damn what a bitch, sorry
ryanst 7
Even if she lied, you'd think he'd be able to tell if she doesn't really like him.
country868 0
My friend said hez gonna do that one day
MC18 0
hahaha YESS.
Uncool_LikeYou 0
couldn't you tell by the way she acted around you that she only kind of liked you??
koolbop56 0
Lmao
yazmi_09 3
haha win
lollipopXx 0
1 = WIN!!
devilbuddy66 5
haha that was another fml haha ur good
Glenninator 4
I agree bang her friend
WALLOOP 6
now that's just unfortunate :(
xXHIxxxHATERXx 2
i will take u in xbox!! what games?
xXHIxxxHATERXx 2
only good game for playstation is the 2011 MLB the show. xbox Is the way to go
kyyy2 0
hahahaha awesome
wendyyyy 0
haha , win #1
katie15xx 0
hahaha
KILLA_KALI_KUSHh 0
ps3 FTW
ruben_A_ruiz 0
He should propose to her like the other FML guy asking for a *******
carcinogan 0
86-...machinima?!?! :D
zelinaaa 0
Ha!!
ScaughtieHolden 11
1 I see what you did there.
Rykier 0
*Forever Alone
Trigys 0
Winn
BAMF18 0
because naturally thats what we,as men, are driven to do.
snapperhead 0
best reply ever! you pay attention!
roxigirl4235 3
Definitely thinking the same thing lol
latinabbyx3 0
lmfao, win !
sayHellotomyKitt 0
LMAO. you're great :)
jitterbug25 0
I want to give you a hug op):
JeralynBoox3 0
lmao , reminds me of a recent fml xD
L0veRebeccaBlack 0
Fayl
Frank_adonis22 0
WIN :6
Emster689 0
lmaoo yeaah that was a good one :P
somnopes 0
ways up
JojoChuo 8
I like 1's comment more than the FML.
Wuuper 0
damn, sorry dude
nebula748 14
You sound emo.
kennababy 0
That sucks OP I'm sorry.
fsu69 0
well u have a ring and theres a pawn shop
Shootamonkey3 0
You would say that, Rebel.
juliette320 0
agree with 5(:
DelPiero10 0
red neck
mask724 7
define red-neck
klonopin_ftw 0
why would you pawn the ring? keep it for another girl. rings, (unless personalized) are interchangeable with the fingers many women. why waste all that cash, just cos? it's simple to put it in a box, and wait.
shannonreneee 11
Uh cause that ring was chosen especially for her. I doubt many women would put on that ring if they knew it was originally for someone else's finger.
klonopin_ftw 0
if a girl is that picky, that she can't wear a 3k+ ring just cos some other girl was going to get it first, but then ****** up, she's a greedy bitch. 'nuff said.
BAMF18 0
he meant he bought a ring out of the bowling alley quarter machine. its orange with big plastic sapphires.
noornia 6
true
YouCanHaveACoke 0
klonopin, I don't think a girl is greedy for wanting a ring that was chosen for her. Women and men can be pretty insecure, and no one wants to feel like every time their S.O. looks at their ring, they'll be thinking of that girl they were going to propose to.
klonopin_ftw 0
To be completely honest, any man STUPID enough to tell a girl that her ring was meant for someone else, shouldn't be marrying or procreating. now, I understand the insecurity part if they found out. it just strikes me as strange as to why you would pawn it, or tell the ring receivee that it was meant for someone else. I've never met a girl that would turn down a ring, just cos someone other than them almost had it. you can't expect to be someone's first love. NEVER expect that. be happy you're getting a ring at all. imo of course.
SpicyGrass 0
Trade the ring in for a ***** then break up with her, or confront her in a gorilla suit.
instnt1nfction 17
what
hahaLexinater 0
confront her in a gorilla suit WITH *****
instnt1nfction 17
do I have to do that
jonverdevex 0
why the hell would a guy buy a ***** you fag
T3P33_fml 0
or better, confront her in a sildo suit WITH a Gorilla!!
abcdefghij7 0
wtf a ***** you meen a gorillas ***** or you with a ***** Ina gorillas suit a gorrilla with a ***** in it's ass?
maa_rico 4
your pic made me go hahaha. lol
maa_rico 4
92 lol
klonopin_ftw 0
you all just got subtly trolled.
SpicyGrass 0
NO CONFRONTING IN GORILLA WITH ***** ONLY GORILLA.
mendes1987 0
hahaha I like how you think
Deadshot108 0
Come up behind her in the gorrila suit and stab her with the *****
Deadshot108 0
Come up behind her in the gorrila suit and stab her with the *****
RussiasVodka 0
Ohh, sorry dude. That sucks. :(
Southerndatageek 2
toss her to the side like a used Kleenex! you don't need her crap.
jawman 0
I don't think people wipe thier asses with Kleenex
HayItsJobin 0
^ i love your picture. haha.
ryanst 7
I don't think people wipe their asses with crap, either.
ifiwere 0
that sucks. save the ring for someone who deserves it
marinus_fml 20
Go for her sexy friend instead, I mean, she likes you anyway.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
"Was planning on" being the key phrase. It sucks, but at least you're not finding out about this after you married her.
marriiee_fml 0
not like she would have said yes.
millionaire93 0
but atleast that is better then if he did proper to her, and she said no, that's like every single guys worst nightmare.
florecitabetch 0
at 52 she might have said yes since she sound like she was only in the relationship so she wouldn't be alone
born_hustla 26
true that
chadcat 1
owwwch.