Today, I got my laptop back after sending it to Dell to repair water damage after a night of partying. Dell returned my computer unrepaired, saying it was unfixable. When I called to ask why they couldn't fix it, they told me it was a biohazard. Someone got drunk and pissed on my laptop. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my laptop back after waiting weeks for it to be fixed. It turns out that they didn't fix it; they dusted it off, held it for a few days, and sent it back. FML
Today, after five months of working overtime and doing my own repairs around the house, such as patching my own roof to save money, I walk into my home office. I find my $2500, week old, top of the line laptop won't turn on because it's drenched in water. Apparently there's a leak in the roof. FML
Today, I had a party at my house. I have a nice laptop that I hook up to the stereo, but someone almost spilt beer on it, so I took it downstairs. Later on in the night, I went down to look something up on it. Someone had taken a shit on it. FML
Today, Dell's tech support called to tell me that the laptop I sent to them was going to cost an extra $300 to fix, because of the shattered screen. When I mailed my laptop to them, the touchpad wasn't working. The screen was fine. FML
Today, I got my laptop back after lending it to my friend. It wouldn't boot, and after investigating I found out it'd been stripped of its hard drive and all its memory. When I confronted my "friend", he accused me of lying and trying to ruin his reputation. FML
Today, my house was broken into. Nothing was stolen, but my laptop had feces smeared all over it. FML
Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML
Today, I decided to be healthy and drink a tall glass of water whilst doing my assignment that is due in three days. I managed to spill the entire glass over my laptop. I flipped it over and used a hairdryer to dry it off. While doing that, I managed to melt my keyboard. FML
Today, I was giving a presentation at work but accidentally spilled water all over my laptop. I tried to dry it off, but it wouldn't turn on. I had to give the presentation awkwardly using my phone and everyone took the piss out of me and my shoddy performance. FML
Today, I was trying to be environmentally friendly by using a reusable water bottle, but didn't screw the top on properly, so while I was chatting to someone it splashed it all over my computer and bricked it. FML
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Meow34 0
LMFAO YDI. How can you not smell the piss on your laptop.. seriously? Maybe when you have a party and get drunk or whatever, you should put your laptop in a safe place next time.
meetmeinhell 0
LMFAO bet that makes you pissed off dont it? ouch biohazard? not quite.......u couldnt smell the piss? when u were holding it
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meetmeinhell 0
LMFAO bet that makes you pissed off dont it? ouch biohazard? not quite.......u couldnt smell the piss? when u were holding it
Meow34 0
LMFAO YDI. How can you not smell the piss on your laptop.. seriously? Maybe when you have a party and get drunk or whatever, you should put your laptop in a safe place next time.
ak725 0
Urine is not a biohazard... but still that's pretty disgusting.
15Kale 0
That is disgusting.
GrandmaPearl 0
No shit Sherlock
z_vet 0
OUCH!
reras89 0
Exactly what #2 said.
FlyMeAway 2
You do realise you can thumb comments up or down so you don't have to post comments like these, right?
wotchersarah 0
Next time put your laptop in a safe place before getting drunk! Reminds me of the fml where someone got super drunk and was too lazy to throw up in the bathroom and ended up throwing up on their laptop.
lmao_rofl9 0
that sucks. you should probably watch where you keep that thing, lol.
jagg3d3d93 0
#3 Urine is a biohazard, I used to do sanitation work and urine is under emetic materials, which means its a bodily fluid and is therefore treated as dangerous no matter what, there are special rules and regulations you have to follow, and any bodily fluid is considered emetic and unsafe by osha.
RaC_fml 0
Wow this sounds fake 1) how did you not smell it 2) if you did leave it out at a party where someone could easily pee on it I'm sure it would have got stolen And 3)your an idiot if u did leave it laying around YDI
lationas 25
You're sure it would have gotten stolen? I think you're the idiot...