Today, my younger cousin bought his girlfriend of 3 months a bunch of flowers. The only flower I've ever got from my boyfriend of 3 years is a plastic one he found on the floor in a bar. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I brought my girlfriend flowers. All she managed to do was to say, "It’s been a year since you brought me flowers." FML
Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine, except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me several flowers and chocolate boxes to my office. It ends up that he cheated on me with my sister and tried to break the news to me after all the presents he sent. I thought he actually remembered our anniversary this year. FML
Today, I received gorgeous orchids from my long distance boyfriend. I was excited about it and told my parents. They still are convinced I have no boyfriend and I mailed the flowers to myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me with a bouquet of flowers he'd picked himself. This would’ve been romantic, had they not all been Poison Hemlock. FML
Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me home flowers and candy for the first time in our one-year relationship. Thinking he was going to finally propose, I got excited. I asked why he was being so sweet, and he responded with, "I thought you'd take the breakup better this way." FML
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Top comments
music87 14
That sucks...But think of it this way, the plastic one won't die. :)
tsim_fml 0
Flowers don't = love.
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Comments (87)
Wavesong 4
Meh. Flowers are useless anyway. The only thing you can do with them is put them in a vase and wait for them to die. At least going out at bars and such makes you spend time together (assuming you were there), and that's worth something.
ColCyclone 17
Some clearly never got any flowers before >.>
hyden121 2
Tell him what you want more of. If he can't figure it out then find someone who can.
soopafreak 11
So, date your cousin then??
mistersheezy 7
That's better than none!
perdix 31
And the reason he found a plastic flower on the floor is that the girl he was hitting on at the bar threw it there. You get what you deserve, or at least what you settle for.
RawrGoesTheDino4 0
^Win
neongurl98 10
If u feel so bad about the relationship, I think it's time to "start" questioning the relationship.
waycool 10
Waaaaah, you still got a flower :)
perdix 31
You materialistic bitch! You are one of those who thinks that flowers and jewelry and gifts equal love. There's a word for a woman who expects material benefit in exchange for her affection.
glittercookies 12
Or she wants a more romantic boyfriend. Are you saying cheap flowers from some grocery store are too good for a mans girlfriend ?
Darklord53 0
He'll love you until that flower dies
kay729 7
And your still dating him after 3 years?