Today, my younger cousin bought his girlfriend of 3 months a bunch of flowers. The only flower I've ever got from my boyfriend of 3 years is a plastic one he found on the floor in a bar. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I brought my girlfriend flowers. All she managed to do was to say, "It’s been a year since you brought me flowers." FML
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Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
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Today, my boyfriend brought me home flowers and candy for the first time in our one-year relationship. Thinking he was going to finally propose, I got excited. I asked why he was being so sweet, and he responded with, "I thought you'd take the breakup better this way." FML
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Top comments
music87 14
That sucks...But think of it this way, the plastic one won't die. :)
tsim_fml 0
Flowers don't = love.
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Comments (87)
Zaffro 8
Flowers hmmm I have purchased them before but as a sorry. I prefer imaginative gifts...
Dreadful87 4
I think boys have a hard time understanding why flowers (short lived and expensive) appeal to women. It's the sincerity! It's the thought that counts! FYL
GL1TCH3D 0
While I agree giving you a plastic flower he found on the floor is pretty low, if he's anything like me (ehich I doubt) he might not understand the point of giving a flower. Being in an economy like this, I don't understand spending money on something that will be short lived. My girlfriend and I usually give each other things each other needs. It shows we understand each other.
Btreasure 8
I don't realy like flowersl. I told my bf from the get go to never buy me flowers
jaredofmo 22
Your cousin knows how to treat a lady. Time to re-evaluate your relationship.
MyS3lf 24
I know how that is, I dated a guy for right around 3 years, only flower he ever gave me was one of the fake ones with the spike on it you put on peoples graves. He stole it when he and his friends were goofing off in a cemetery. Sometimes you are lucky enough to be given very clear signs that the person you're with isn't worth your time.
steenbock_fml 4
get over it
melkor_the_fox 0
does a ******* flower really matter? how about you get over it
creedaddict 9
Give ur cousin 3 years he Wont be giving her any flowers ... You know how romance is in the beginning of a relationship
tubagal 0
If you really think flowers mean love and he isn't getting you any after three years dump him cuz he's not gonna start now. If he's got other qualities you like then don't complain about no flowers.