Today, I spent almost $200 on a planetarium show with my boyfriend, who loves astronomy. He said his favorite thing about it was that he could pick his nose without anyone noticing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to say to my boyfriend that I feel invisible and ignored. To this he said 'You aren't invisible, I mean, look at that nose.' FML
Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML
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Top comments
trollsemen 8
Well, at least he didn't wipe it on Uranus.
UnearthlyEnemy 9
At least he liked it.
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Comments (162)
UnearthlyEnemy 9
At least he liked it.
Jesus_Christ69 0
69
Damn_Hippster 11
I have a rare bone desease that doesn't let me pronounce the "t" in plane arium (south park)
Keyman1212 14
He has a good point. If OP didn't notice, he was successful in his gold mining adventure.
isitinmybedroom 11
cheese
fabian21 0
Of course that's the best thing about it. People judge your lack of tissues in the outside world.
starquality 7
At least he enjoyed some parts of it!!
iluvhobos 5
I feel bad for whoever got a nice boogie flicked onto them..
iluvhobos 5
Or if you kissed him and he ate them, OP.
Jesus_Christ69 0
I guess not too many people like 69..
Jesus_Christ69 0
I was going to comment but then I forgot what to say and I was already in the writing comment thing so I just wrote something that most people like.
EvilPotato 15
I'll know that he picked his nose along with many others on the internets.
SCREAM4meeee 0
That's exactly the reason I don't attend public outings. People watch me pick my nose -.-
gigglemafia 0
I LIKE TURTLES
zachherbert 10
That's the reason I don't pick my nose. So I can attend public outtings.
chell1894 13
He sounds like a polite young man
HowAreYouToday 34
Sucks... :( at least he went though...
MichellinMan 20
HEY, one comment is enough, buddy.
phoenixslayer69 4
Three doesn't make it better.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
He didn't do it on purpose, but he wiped it on the chair and she Saturn it. :D
rexgar2000 10
obviously the bf was joking.
MichellinMan 20
Hehe
hannahcorrine 0
Win^
hannahcorrine 0
Win.
Googoo27 12
I bet Uranus would like it
free2speak 14
What about my anus?
HowAreYouToday 34
Sucks... :( at least he went though...
dickydickman 0
Sometimes when I'm bored, I cover myself in Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug
KiddNYC1O 22
-Sometimes, he just takes me home at night... -Ooh giirl.
MichellinMan 20
20- completely irrelevant... But funny.
Georgieeporgiee 9
I wonder if he ate his boogers or wiped them on something....
btnhdude 0
Whattabouturanus?
HowAreYouToday 34
Sucks... :( at least he went though...
trollsemen 8
Well, at least he didn't wipe it on Uranus.
iam_yummylicious 12
I wiped it on Uranus :D
vibeplayer1112 0
I'm in Uranus.
Smokingweenies 3
I am Uranus...
cbdee 8
I have an ... ;)
azurewave 6
I came in Uranus.
Jimster1712 0
I have always dreamt of being an astronaut, juat to travel to of Uranus ;)
Love177 5
Hahaha that's great!
morbidlybored 2
Aw cute....
MichellinMan 20
Not really
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
More like disgusting and immature.
josh5634 0
you know what's cute, the sarcasm of this comment.
tittymagic 0
Booger fetish... Ugh!! Terrible mental image...
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
He said his favorite thing, he didn't say that was the only thing he liked.
rattusrattus 19
It's like going to a favourite restaurant, spending loads of money treating people to their favourite meal, and then hearing them all rave about the complimentary bread. Except more disgusting.
Spinnmaster 1
Agreed, money well spent! :))
Yellow_Fish79 11
... Your boyfriend sounds kinda gross OP.
BAKER196 0
Thanks for stating the obvious
Lily_lops95 0
Was he being serious?!?!?! Haa uhhh ew
perdix 31
But you noticed so the planetarium owes you a refund.
rawrlily 0
No, he told her afterwards that he was picking his nose. Also, how would that warrant a refund? You confuse me :C
HentaiBunny 4
Because everything that happened to OP clearly issues a refund. Haven't you read the planetarium's rules in fine print? DUH
CookieCrazy 8
This is America, we don't go to planetariums to read, we go to see the pretty lights xD
perdix 31
#22. You see, he said his "favorite" part was being able to pick his nose without anyone noticing. For about $100 a pop, one should have a very discreet nose-picking experience. The OP noticed her boyfriend picking his nose, therefore, the planetarium did not live up to his reasonable expectations.