Today, I received gorgeous orchids from my long distance boyfriend. I was excited about it and told my parents. They still are convinced I have no boyfriend and I mailed the flowers to myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine, except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML
Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML
Today, I got flowers from a secret admirer. Turns out they were from my sister's in-laws who own a flower shop. Apparently, everyone feels bad that I'm single and they are convinced I'm gonna die alone. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend by sending her an Edible Arrangement. When she called to tell me she had gotten it, she was more excited about the cute boy who'd delivered it than she was about the fruit bouquet. FML
Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML
Today, I was in a terrific mood after finding a bouquet of beautiful flowers on my doorstep when I came home. That is, until I recognised the handwriting of my "secret admirer" was the same as my mother's. FML
Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML
Today, after spending $120 to have a bouquet of flowers delivered to my mom, she called to complain that I had forgotten about her for Mother's day, but also praise my sister for apparently receiving my flowers I sent at the door and passing them off as hers. FML
Today, just so my family would think someone might actually be interested in me, I bought myself roses and attached a secret admirer card to them. My plan would have worked if I hadn't forgotten to take the receipt off the kitchen counter. FML
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Top comments
s1d1ouz 2
They're just jealous
VaanBasch 1
The solution is obvious. Dump your boyfriend for not existing. The jerk...
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Comments (133)
s1d1ouz 2
They're just jealous
shahs 3
why wouldthey be jealous? they are married.
Streeet_hayley 6
Where do you see married? ^
ColdplaySucks 18
It's only the truth that matters, forget what your parents say.
mystifisvt 4
My girl lives far from me also. Gonna go see her again around Christmas. - also sucks your parents don't believe you OP.
justcallmebro 0
Get pregnant that will show what's up.
DryHumor 4
Get pregnant? If he's smart, he will wrap it before he taps it.
bulgeinmypants 0
62 has a stupid comment, not only because he should "wrap it before he taps it", but because the boyfriend is long-distance. If the boyfriend wanted to send some sperm, I could see where you're coming from.
DryHumor 4
I was talking about the situation if they ever meet each other. I think **** in a peptobismal medicine cup is very ..awkward.
KateWesley44 0
aw how sweet :-) next time tell him to add a note so that your family believes it!
BDTony13 0
yea not sure If a note will help lol
KK3137 31
Honestly I think she could fake a note too, so
Quasar55_fml 18
The solution is to organise a video conference with skype or whatever, so the boyfriend can testify in person. ... Well I guess her family could assume she asked a friend of hers to act as her boyfriend. Then the only viable solution is to have live sex in front of the family.
MsMeiriona 2
But then they would assume she hired an escort.
False_Stupidity 42
Gahh!, is there no way for the OP to win here?
bitterlawstudent 0
Marriage.
VaanBasch 1
The solution is obvious. Dump your boyfriend for not existing. The jerk...
OMGIFOUNDWALDO 6
Makes me wonder how you would feel when you get dumped for existing
thisisafunnyname 12
The answer is simple...we kill the batman. *rubs forehead twice*
unhappybitch 8
Make your bf call your parents so they believe you?
Fruit_Dealer 9
Or record a full hour of webcam sex. Strap the parents to a chair and make them listen. Never will they think you're lying again.
achoo_fuckyou 2
They need evidence? Next time tell him to send a picture of his dick.
yankfan89 27
Or a pic of the two of you having sex
Torva_fml 16
14- long distance.... Read the fml... Retard...
Wheredidgrungego 12
"Honey, that could be any boy's penis! Stop lying!"
Rainbow_dumpster 28
The next time he calls you, hand the phone to either of your parents and let him tell them on the phone that he's your boyfriend. :) Hope that works.
ClassicOne 0
She obviously did send the flowers to herself and is just trying to convince herself it was a "boyfriend" by putting it on here. Seriously parents wouldn't simply not believe this. And like previous poster said, does she never talk on the phone or Skype w him for parents to know?????
Savra_fml 17
1. Does not say OP lives with parents. 2. Phone calls could be difficult if there is a large time difference between where OP is and where her boyfriend is.
NanillaVipples 2
You obviously have a very narrow mind when it comes to what some parents are like.
hardrock22 0
just return to sender those flowers, long distance always sucks
Quasar55_fml 18
This FML proves you wrong
taera 8
This FML doesn't provide enough information to indicate that OP is in a good LTR. They could be getting distant and losing their connection. All we know is her bf is capable to purchasing one bouquet of flowers. /notconvinced
hnz 13
Tell your parents that they should learn from your boyfriend and give orchids or flowers to lighten up their relationship.
drealmorales 2
The flowers made it?! :O I thought they'd be wrinkled.. It is long distance mailing.. Mm technology
RedPillSucks 33
They don't really mail the flowers, they call a local flower shop which will deliver.
drealmorales 2
Oh it all makes sense now! ????
Symmetry88 0
You're stupid! Go back to the mental hospital you came from.
white16sox 19
90 I choose the last option in your profile picture. For you.
Drewbie731 0
more than likely he had called a local flower shop for them to be delivered.....