Anonymous
Gratitude
Today, I brought my girlfriend flowers. All she managed to do was to say, "It’s been a year since you brought me flowers." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my younger cousin bought his girlfriend of 3 months a bunch of flowers. The only flower I've ever got from my boyfriend of 3 years is a plastic one he found on the floor in a bar. FML
Anonymous
United States
Is this Love Island?
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with flowers and dinner reservations for our one-year anniversary. She looked confused and said, “Wait, we’re counting from the first time we hung out?” It turns out she thought we were still “just talking.” She also has a boyfriend. It’s not me. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML
Oh hells no
Los Altos, United States
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Anonymous
Lees Summit, United States
Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML
Anonymous
Sussy
Today, on a whim, I bought my wife some flowers on my way home. She put them in a vase then asked me what stupid thing I did that I’m pre-apologising for. She refuses to believe I bought her flowers for any other reason. Man, I must be a really shitty husband. FML
Dead Bedrooms, here i come
Cardiff, United Kingdom
Romance is dead
Today, I realized our life has been lacking in romance lately, so I got a card, a bunch of flowers, and made reservations at a lovely restaurant for a nice evening. When I got home and gave my wife the flowers, all she did was sigh and ask what I "fucked up this time." She also refused to go to dinner. FML
Liam
Gratitude walks
Today, my girl called me a "brainless, insensitive prick" Why? Because I wanted to surprise her with flowers since she’s been on vacation for 3 weeks and I hadn’t seen her. She was badly sunburned. I’d bought sunflowers. FML
badenoughflowers
Ben Wheeler, United States
Never enough
Today, my girlfriend returned home from a several week vacation with family. Instead of a happy reunion, I was terribly emasculated, publicly, for bringing flowers that "weren't as pretty as all the other couples' in baggage claim." FML
fmylovelife
United States
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML
Top comments
mickymoose1 15
It sounds like she's feeling a bit neglected. Try doing something spontaneous and going out of your way to show her you want/need her. When you've been together a while it's easy to fall into a pattern and forget to put in effort to maintain your relationship. Although you both may have fallen into a pattern and are both at fault for this. Either way you should discuss what's causing this tension to try and resolve whatever is going on.
lev 11
does she bring you flowers? according to FML, you are female too.
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mickymoose1 15
It sounds like she's feeling a bit neglected. Try doing something spontaneous and going out of your way to show her you want/need her. When you've been together a while it's easy to fall into a pattern and forget to put in effort to maintain your relationship. Although you both may have fallen into a pattern and are both at fault for this. Either way you should discuss what's causing this tension to try and resolve whatever is going on.
lev 11
does she bring you flowers? according to FML, you are female too.
xxlk4xx 6
my husband and I don't do flowers but we do randomly pick something yummy up for each other! also instead of doing valentines day gifts we get up early the next day and go buy discount chocolate together! we don't really do anniversary stuff either, we both agreed we would rather do spontaneous stuff for each other so there's no pressure! maybe this could work for you guys? I would talk to her about it and see what she's missing!
Deadputz57 4
Buy a clue, kid. And more flowers. Definitely more flowers.
Hangryko 32
She has a point; what's up with that, OP?